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Worst Bands ever.

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ShioBear

EH b0sss
Banned
Whats the most terrible band you have ever heard besides Nickleback.
but seriously if you like Nickleback.... just....just go home and rethink your life for a while.

the worst band Ive ever heard besides nipplesack is definitely Metallica.
 
Sonlir

Sonlir

the worst
one time one my friends liked nickleback. then he joined the army and I lost touch with him. so there's that.
 
Hakar Kerarmor

Hakar Kerarmor

PRAISE THE EMPEROR
Hanson was pretty damn terrible if I recall.
 
Zerig

Zerig

So Graceful and Phallic
Banned
[video=youtube;jQqK1CjE9bA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQqK1CjE9bA[/video]

so bad it's sort of endearing
 
SkyboundTerror

SkyboundTerror

Thrashing About
ShioBear said:
Whats the most terrible band you have ever heard besides Nickleback.
but seriously if you like Nickleback.... just....just go home and rethink your life for a while.

the worst band Ive ever heard besides nipplesack is definitely Metallica.
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I envy you if you think those bands are the worst ever.

Get a load of this steaming pile of shit.

[video=youtube;E5GNwCITd9g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g[/video]
 
Yarra

Yarra

Fuzzball
SkyboundTerror said:
I envy you if you think those bands are the worst ever.

Get a load of this steaming pile of shit.



That is fucking terrible. I'm going to add Fannypack to the list. Sucking so much ass. [video=youtube;s7NK_b5tY9A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7NK_b5tY9A[/video]
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Cyanomega

Cyanomega

Well-Known Member
It's a rare band that will make me think "damn, this is awful!" Depends on the genre, but for this post I'm going to go with greenday. I'll never understand how anyone could listen to them without a gun to their head.
 
Kaizy

Kaizy

Emotional Mess
SkyboundTerror said:
I envy you if you think those bands are the worst ever.

Get a load of this steaming pile of shit.

[video=youtube;E5GNwCITd9g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g[/video]
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Yeah this is the band I bring up when people ask "what the worst music I've ever heard" is.
The worst part is, I knew people who would listen to this unironically lol...
 
LazerMaster5

LazerMaster5

Lost in the Static
Yarra said:
DIO Without a doubt the WORST ever. WORST! RIP
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Go fuck yourself, Ronnie James Dio was a metal god. He was one of the greatest vocalists of all time, and his time with Black Sabbath was fucking awesome.
Limp Bizkit, on the other hand... Yuck.
And while Metallica in the 80s and early 90s was pretty damn good, their newer stuff is terrible. And why did they think it was a good idea to team up with Lou Reed for an album? Here is the first track of that album in its awful glory. http://youtu.be/0yQif1hIUuw Not only did this album kill Metallica's career, it also killed Lou Reed! Bonus table TF: http://youtu.be/fJlU_9Vyvqs
 
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Derin Darkpaw

Derin Darkpaw

Member
Not really a band exactly, but this deserve to be mentioned. It was created by a group attempting to collect all of the least wanted elements of music into a single song. It has such wonderful elements as bagpipes, cowboy music, children singing, and opera rapping. I love this quote from the creators

"I didn't think that we could actually combine opera and rap, but we did."

I must warn you though it is a twenty two minute long ordeal that will test the patience and sanity of all who dare listen to it.
[video=youtube;-gPuH1yeZ08]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08[/video]
 
Cocobanana

Cocobanana

Member
I take all of your shit and raise you 20 dump trucks filled with goose poop and sperm:

[video=youtube;4bEDM4bsfWg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg[/video]
 
Alexxx-Returns

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
SkyboundTerror said:
I envy you if you think those bands are the worst ever.

Get a load of this steaming pile of shit.

[video=youtube;E5GNwCITd9g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g[/video]
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Oh. My god.

Well....

At least now I know that no matter how bad a musician I am, I can NEVER create anything as horrific as this.

So much autotune. Why?! Was this an artistic element they wanted to include, or are they just all THAT bad at vocals?
 
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Ruggy

Member
Cocobanana said:
I take all of your shit and raise you 20 dump trucks filled with goose poop and sperm:

-Blood on the Dance Floor-
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On top of being shit, isn't the frontman for that band notorious for diddling underaged fans? Lovely.

As far as my own submission, I hate Train. The lyrics are garbage.

[video=youtube;oxqnFJ3lp5k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxqnFJ3lp5k[/video]

"I need a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love."

Yes. Gross.
 
LazerMaster5

LazerMaster5

Lost in the Static
Ruggy said:
On top of being shit, isn't the frontman for that band notorious for diddling underaged fans? Lovely.

As far as my own submission, I hate Train. The lyrics are garbage.

[video=youtube;oxqnFJ3lp5k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxqnFJ3lp5k[/video]

"I need a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love."

Yes. Gross.
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And yet, that was the most listenable song here. The music is uninteresting, a filler for the vocals. The vocals are also mediocre, but still better than those shitty emo bands that try to mix genres and end up releasing unlistenable excrement.
 
Tony White

Tony White

New Member
how could metallica be bad? They're a classic
Worst bands ive heard: black veil brides, sleeping with sirens, pretty much any new age rock
 
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