Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

[DreamingRoses]

Today, I saw the worst movie I've ever seen (the 2006 movie of H.P. Lovecraft's Beyond the Wall of Sleep) and I was inspired to make a thread so I can hear about the worst movies you guys have seen and what made them so bad. I'll go first!

What made Beyond the Wall of Sleep so bad?
Here are some of the highlights: constantly atrocious overacting, horrible special effects (granted, I'm pretty sure it was a low budget movie, so I can't complain about that too much), a corpse-like/vegetative sex slave that runs on electricity (I mean, what the fuck? I haven't read the original story, so that might be in it, but it sure is strange!), and a script so awkward that it just might make your head explode.

 

[Folgrimeo]

Tropic Thunder. The humor was way too vulgar for me. Other candidates include The Ladykillers (for how disappointing it was that the hilarious trailer and Tom Hanks could not save it) and Step Brothers (couldn't make it 10 minutes before I had to switch it off).

 

[Unsilenced]

Not counting movies that I saw on MST3K?

I'd have to say the 2004 remake of Day of the Dead. They didn't just have "fast" zombies, they had fucking RAG TIME zombies. Like, you know, low speed footage? Yeah. They legitimately used low-speed footage as a "special effect."

I'll say that again.

In a 2004 movie, they intentionally used low speed footage in order to make zombies move faster. At times I swear it looked like a goddamn Garry's Mod animation.



Oh, and they had a part where a zombie flew up from the ground (not jumped, just flew,) rotated in air, stuck to the ceiling, climbed across the ceiling in jerky stop-motion, then fell off and landed in front of someone.

Fucking spider zombies.

God damn it.

 

[Captain Howdy]

I hate a lot of movies because they're stupid, badly directed, badly acted, or what have you, but all in all I think the worst movie I might've ever seen is "9".

I didn't care about the characters
I didn't care for the animation
I didn't care about the story/plot
I didn't care about the dialogue, action, or anything about the movie. I watched the movie, and at the end, determined I was so indifferent about the movie it was sad.

"9" offered nothing. It was like a Jimmy story. It has a beginning, the story flows, and it has an end, but you just couldn't give a fuck about the content.

 

[DreamingRoses]

RAG TIME zombies.

I now need to see this! This sounds bad enough to be good!

 

[Unsilenced]

I now need to see this! This sounds bad enough to be good!

It's not. ;.;

 

[Vincent Jaeger]

I suppose, the worst I have seen, was... I honestly think it's one of the newer Friday the 13th Movies.
I mean, since when did Jason wear a BAG ON HIS HEAD!? And the story felt like it was mashed up, no refining,
just Jason killing teenagers herpaderp with a BAG ON HIS HEAD.
It's a shame most horror movies today are about teenagers and gore, what happened to Hitchcock's movies or Stephen King? ;_;

 

[LizardKing]

Dungeons and Dragons.

You know, I love dragons. They're awesome. And sexy. Sometimes I watch a film just because it has a dragon in. Honestly, that was the only reason I bothered watching Eragon (it was pretty crappy). Dungeons and Dragons? A film with lots of dragons? Well surely this should be great!

No.

I could not bear to watch it twice. I even wanted to turn it off before it finished.

That's how bad it is.

 

[Gavrill]

Dungeons and Dragons.

In total agreement. That movie, ugh.

Cabin Fever was a pretty terrible movie. "I'M GONNA DRINK BEER THE ENTIRE TIME I'M HERE" *shot*

 

[DreamingRoses]

In total agreement. That movie, ugh.

Cabin Fever was a pretty terrible movie. "I'M GONNA DRINK BEER THE ENTIRE TIME I'M HERE" *shot*

I have to say, I actually loved Cabin Fever! It's not scary at all, but I thought it made a great comedy. :3

 

[Volkodav]

All Scary Movie movies
Date Movie
Disaster Movie
Whatever else shit ones like that

 

[Radiohead]

Napoleon Dynamite...

 

[Volkodav]

After Bring It On, cheerleading movies were shit
Except In It To Win It .... but I didn't like how they worked together :\ that was stupid
And it was kind of a shit movie

 

[Qoph]

Honestly, that was the only reason I bothered watching Eragon (it was pretty crappy).

That's how bad it is.

Eragon was forgetfully awful. I don't think they really even read the book, maybe not even the Wikipedia page. I'm not defending the book as some great piece of literature, but it sure deserved better then that piece of trash.

It wasn't even hilariously bad. It was just bad.

 

[Radiohead]

I'm not defending the book as some great piece of literature, but it sure deserved better then that piece of trash.

Don't bother, it's exactly what it says on the wiki article; a fantasy novel written by a 15 year old.

 

[LizardKing]

Eragon was forgetfully awful. I don't think they really even read the book, maybe not even the Wikipedia page. I'm not defending the book as some great piece of literature, but it sure deserved better then that piece of trash.

It wasn't even hilariously bad. It was just bad.

Saphira was pretty hot though >_>

(I've only watched it twice. Even skipping parts without dragons it was pretty bad)

 

[Volkodav]

Saphira was pretty hot though >_>

(I've only watched it twice. Even skipping parts without dragons it was pretty bad)

Legit question
Do you fuck snakes and lizards?

 

[LizardKing]

Legit question
Do you fuck snakes and lizards?

I would if I they were not dumb as a brick and could clearly, undeniably consent in a form that any person could understand and and were a lot larger and were not likely to kill me and... You get the idea. Basically if they were idealised scalie anthros then hell yeah.

 

[Riavis]

The mother of some kids I used to babysit insisted that I pop in a Teletubbies tape twice a day. Have you seen these creepy things?! Honest to goodness it scared me so much that I didn't finish watching 5 minutes the first time and it sat in the VCR fast forwarded everyday since. We learned how to play games outside instead

 

[Sarcastic Coffeecup]

Funny games-movie sucked balls

 

[Volkodav]

I would if I they were not dumb as a brick and could clearly, undeniably consent in a form that any person could understand and and were a lot larger and were not likely to kill me and... You get the idea. Basically if they were idealised scalie anthros then hell yeah.

There are sick freaks taht fuck pythons you know

 

[LizardKing]

There are sick freaks taht fuck pythons you know

I am aware of that.

Which reminds me; Anaconda 2 was fucking awful as well. In fact I might even rank that above/below D&D.

I have 3 & 4 as well, but I'm scared to watch them.

 

[Twylyght]

Halloween 2 (2009) Way to mess up the story there. Lets throw in some mystical crap while we're at it. I hated every minute of it

 

[Qoph]

I am aware of that.

Which reminds me; Anaconda 2 was fucking awful as well. In fact I might even rank that above/below D&D.

I have 3 & 4 as well, but I'm scared to watch them.

Scared you'll ruin your pants

 

[LizardKing]

Scared you'll ruin your pants

The third one has Hasslehoff in it.

That's reason enough to be scared.