Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

[Captain Howdy]

Transformers 3 or Pirates of the Caribbean... um... 4 I think they're up to?

Which one do you you all think is going to be worse?

TF3 is rounding out a mediocre, to somewhat awful trilogy (TF3 will determine how bad it all is). PoTC4 is a big time Disney moneygrab, because it's the start of another trilogy, when it hasn't been all that interesting or funny since the first one. On those merits alone, I'd weigh TF3 a little higher than PoTC4, but Michael Bay has surprised me before with awfulness :v

 

[Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton]

For those of you who've never seen Transformers 2 here's a quick summary
BOOM!!! EXPLOSIONS!!!! BEWBS! RACISM!!! DICK JOKE DICK JOKE!!!! BOOM POW BANG EXPLOSION!!!!
wait a minute... that could work for any Michael Bay movie

 

[Pine]

oh I forgot to mention

any straight-to-video sequel done by Disney

 

[Dyluck]

oh I forgot to mention

any straight-to-video sequel done by Disney

I hope that there will be a straight-to-dvd sequel to Rio so that I can break the disk in half and use it to slit my own throat.

 

[Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton]

oh I forgot to mention

any straight-to-video sequel done by Disney

fun fact: they are making a Cars 2

 

[Dyluck]

fun fact: they are making a Cars 2

I heard. They're secret agents now or something ridiculous like that.

 

[Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton]

i wouldn't be surprised if they end up making a shrek 5, Kung Fu Panda 3, or any other sequel to a franchise to get more money

 

[Dyluck]

It's so easy for them to do it these days because they already have the 3D models done ):

 

[Riley]

For those of you who've never seen Transformers 2 here's a quick summary
BOOM!!! EXPLOSIONS!!!! BEWBS! RACISM!!! DICK JOKE DICK JOKE!!!! BOOM POW BANG EXPLOSION!!!!
wait a minute... that could work for any Michael Bay movie

In the same vein, here's 2001:
Silence
Silence
Silence
Silence
Silence
Silence
Silence
That one line that's the only reason anyone cares about the movie
Silence
Silence
Special effect buttfuckery

 

[Unsilenced]

fun fact: they are making a Cars 2

I know.

Pixar, I am disappoint.

 

[CannotWait]

I know.

Pixar, I am disappoint.

Pixar has made such great movies. The trailers for Cars 2 make it out to be nonsensical and not worth watching. As I do spend time with my family, I will inevitably watch this and give my review. Should the movie, to any avail, not end up being one of the worst movie I shall ever see, I will be perplexed and post something about it on this forum.

 

[Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton]

why did they have to make a Hoodwinked 2
the first was great but the second one...i don't even want to think about it

 

[Unsilenced]

why did they have to make a Hoodwinked 2
the first was great but the second one...i don't even want to think about it

I can't imagine how horrible it must have been.

If you saw it, you should probably seek some sort of therapy or something.

 

[Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton]

I can't imagine how horrible it must have been.

If you saw it, you should probably seek some sort of therapy or something.

i didn't, i'd rather watch The Last Airbender while punching myself in the dick, at least that had decent effects.
Heres the plot summary, just reading it makes me want to get a lobotomy
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil" will find teen Red Riding Hood who will be training in a distant land with a mysterious, covert group called the Sister Hoods. When Red and the Wolf get called upon by Nick Flippers the head of the Happily Ever After Agency over to investigate the disappearance of Hansel and Grendel.

Read more: http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=881#ixzz1Lnt1pMIw
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[Dr. Durr]

i didn't, i'd rather watch The Last Airbender while punching myself in the dick, at least that had decent effects.
Heres the plot summary, just reading it makes me want to get a lobotomy
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil" will find teen Red Riding Hood who will be training in a distant land with a mysterious, covert group called the Sister Hoods. When Red and the Wolf get called upon by Nick Flippers the head of the Happily Ever After Agency over to investigate the disappearance of Hansel and Grendel.

Read more: http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=881#ixzz1Lnt1pMIw
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And what the heck was with the modern-city setting?
And Red looks like she crawled out of Uncanny Valley.

 

[ArielMT]

oh I forgot to mention

any straight-to-video sequel done by Disney

I think you should condition that on straight-to-video sequels of theatrical releases. Such as Cinderella III.

Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure was actually better than Tinkerbell the Movie, but both were straight-to-video releases.

 

[Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton]

wait a minute...there was a Cinderella 2 and 3

 

[Eerie Silverfox]

The Ant Bully
Transformers RotF
War This movie is so forgettable. I can't remember anything about it except it had Jet Lee in it and Chinese ninja.

 

[ArielMT]

wait a minute...there was a Cinderella 2 and 3

Recoil in horror. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291082/ and http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/

 

[Azure]

Recoil in horror. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291082/ and http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/

For a minute, I though one of the Cindarellas was going to be black :V

Worst movie ever? A tie between The Room and The Blair Witch Project.

 

[ArielMT]

Has anyone mentioned yet every movie by M. Night Shyamalan?

 

[The_Unknowin]

Eragon

 

[Riley]

Has anyone mentioned yet every movie by M. Night Shyamalan?

But, Unbreakable was fantastic... :c

 

[Lucid Argent]

Has anyone mentioned yet every movie by M. Night Shyamalan?

The Sixth Sense was pretty good.
Signs sucked, but I have a soft spot for that one, if only because it was filmed like three feet from where I live.

 

[BakuryuuTyranno]

Reign of Fire

Insufferable characters, "scientific" facts about dragons that make Dragon Fighter's dragon "science" look like a Stephen Hawking theory and... actually, insufferable everything.