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Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

FoxPhantom

FoxPhantom

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Super Mario Brothers the movie. Why oh why did they make it a movie?
 
Glitch

Glitch

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I can't even remember the bad movies I stopped watching 15 minutes into them. There's a reason for that.
 
Radiohead

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Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton said:
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My mom thought that movie was brilliant.
"Because, you know, it could actually happen!"

I just patted her on the shoulder with the straightest face I could muster.
 
ArielMT

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Just about any movie that uses egregiously bad science in what's pretended to be a realistically plausible way.

Such as The Core.
 
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LDAxe

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While Eragon was a massive letdown for me, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen.

That title belongs to Bottom's Up. A group of friends and I decided to buy it for $2 at a Newbury Comics simply because it was $2. Probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, I don't know it it had a plot or not, everything about it was just awful.
 
BTA

BTA

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Little Fockers

Oh god it sucked
 
Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton

Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton

Behold!
on Friday I saw the movie Priest. I wouldn't say it was bad or it was the worst I've ever seen, but it sucked in the way that it didn't live up to it's expectations and had nothing to do with the graphic novel it was based on.
 
NerdyMunk

NerdyMunk

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Balls of Fury
Following runner-ups include I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and every other movie where Adam Sandler plays the exact same characte...oh wait, those are most of his movies.
 
Conker

Conker

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Rocky Horror Picture Show is probably in my number one spot. It was just so bad. I know that it's supposed to be bad (I wasn't told this prior to watching it), but I don't really think that's an excuse for making me waste an hour and a half.
 
Amikoen

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Battle: L.A. The alien designs were bad, and the story was bad. I expected much more after being hyped up by the commercials
 
Twylyght

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Conker said:
Rocky Horror Picture Show is probably in my number one spot. It was just so bad. I know that it's supposed to be bad (I wasn't told this prior to watching it), but I don't really think that's an excuse for making me waste an hour and a half.
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Hehe, this movie was meant to be watched with an audience. People would get together and bring raincoat and toilet paper or dress up like their favorite characters. They'd sing along or act out certain parts. It can get pretty crazy. When you're at home, watching it, you tend to pick up on the fact that the movie makes very little sense.
 
Conker

Conker

Destroyer of Nazi Teddy Bears
Twylyght said:
Hehe, this movie was meant to be watched with an audience. People would get together and bring raincoat and toilet paper or dress up like their favorite characters. They'd sing along or act out certain parts. It can get pretty crazy. When you're at home, watching it, you tend to pick up on the fact that the movie makes very little sense.
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Yeah, that's what I was told. I still see no value in it, but perhaps if you were with a big group and baked...maybe. I wouldn't pay to see ti though. And the movie itself is just a clusterfuck of stupid.

Other movies I suppose I could add to this list would be: Sucker Punch, Black Swan (I fucking hated that movie), that one Final Fantasy movie, and i can't think of anymore right now. Though, if I go through the rest of this thread, I'm sure I"ll agree with what other people have posted.
 
Unsilenced

Unsilenced

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What did you have against Black Swan?

You know, I feel like some of you just haven't seen enough bad movies. Honestly it's a shame, because you'll never know what makes a good movie until you see a really, REALLY bad one. :v
 
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Conker

Conker

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Unsilenced said:
What did you have against Black Swan?
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It just seemed almost cliche. Crazy mom who helps overwork her daughter. Overworked daughter goes crazy. Overworked daughter kills herself. I dunno, none of it was surprising. I found a lot of it to be boring as well.

The lesbian scene wasnt' all that hot, and the masturbation scene was promptly ruined by the mother in the room. Boner kill to the max.

I think there was some horror element that was supposed to be implemented when she started goin crazy, but it all felt really stupid. I didn't like the subject matter either. Ballet? Bluh.

My ex girlfriend dragged me to it :V I would not have gone otherwise.
 
BouncyOtter

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I don't know if it's the absolute worst movie I've seen, but the one coming to mind is "Leeches!". Sock puppet leeches become large and aggressive after feeding off swimmers who took steroids. My friends and I looked up the movie afterwards, and this was the director's first shot at a non-pornographic movie. That explained quite a bit.
 
BakuryuuTyranno

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Unsilenced said:
You know, I feel like some of you just haven't seen enough bad movies. Honestly it's a shame, because you'll never know what makes a good movie until you see a really, REALLY bad one. :v
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I have this boxset

Doesn't stop "Reign of Fire" from being the most insufferably bad movie I've seen.

(Well, "Forever Dead" came close)
 
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