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Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

Tiger In A Tie

Tiger In A Tie

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I am a HUGE Sci-fi freak. My dad is, too. We like to stay up late Saturday and Wednesday nights and watch Star Trek: Voyager. However we used to watch sci-fi movies. But not just any- they had to be old, cheesy, black and white sci-fi movies. The scenery, animations, and acting is always comical to us. Although once in a while we do strike gold with a good movie. the movie "The Phantom Planet" comes to mind, if you like Sci-fi movies, check that one out for sure. And for classics, you gotta watch "The Blob". Go do it.

And of course with all those old movies comes the good and bad. A few bad ones- "the Atomic Brain", 'terror At The Red Wolf Inn", "Plan 9 From Outer Space". but the worst?

"They Saved Hitler's Brain".

It was so bad. It was very long with a shit plot. The first half hour wasn't even originally part of the movie. It was some kids being dumb and for some reason wanted to "add" to the movie, so their footage was tacked on to the beginning of the movie. Naturally, since none of the characters were in the true movie, they all died. Not to mention the added "main character" had an awful fake mustache. ugh.

Now I admit, and anyone who knows me agrees, that I am the worst person to watch movies with because I can never follow a plot. this movie fucked with my brain because of that. The plot advanced so slowly and almost nothing changed through the whole thing. So I suppose I should say it lacked a real plot to follow. It was largely a whole bunch of chase scenes.

And the part where they showed Hitler's disembodied head in the back of a beat up van- horrible. Wanna see him? here he is! http://s1.moviefanfare.com/uploads/2011/05/They-Saved-Hitlers-Brain2.jpg

Yeah. it was bad. bad bad bad.
 
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Nightfire Tiger said:
I am a HUGE Sci-fi freak. My dad is, too. We like to stay up late Saturday and Wednesday nights and watch Star Trek: Voyager. However we used to watch sci-fi movies. But not just any- they had to be old, cheesy, black and white sci-fi movies. The scenery, animations, and acting is always comical to us. Although once in a while we do strike gold with a good movie. the movie "The Phantom Planet" comes to mind, if you like Sci-fi movies, check that one out for sure. And for classics, you gotta watch "The Blob". Go do it.

And of course with all those old movies comes the good and bad. A few bad ones- "the Atomic Brain", 'terror At The Red Wolf Inn", "Plan 9 From Outer Space". but the worst?

"They Saved Hitler's Brain".

It was so bad. It was very long with a shit plot. The first half hour wasn't even originally part of the movie. It was some kids being dumb and for some reason wanted to "add" to the movie, so their footage was tacked on to the beginning of the movie. Naturally, since none of the characters were in the true movie, they all died. Not to mention the added "main character" had an awful fake mustache. ugh.

Now I admit, and anyone who knows me agrees, that I am the worst person to watch movies with because I can never follow a plot. this movie fucked with my brain because of that. The plot advanced so slowly and almost nothing changed through the whole thing. So I suppose I should say it lacked a real plot to follow. It was largely a whole bunch of chase scenes.

And the part where they showed Hitler's disembodied head in the back of a beat up van- horrible. Wanna see him? here he is! http://s1.moviefanfare.com/uploads/2011/05/They-Saved-Hitlers-Brain2.jpg

Yeah. it was bad. bad bad bad.
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You can't go wrong (right?) with old sci-fi films.

Honestly I could beat everything in this thread (possible exception of the Hitler's Brain one) if I used movies I had seen on MST3K. I don't count those however since... well... I watched them on MST3K, meaning that I was spared the pure, unfiltered horror of how bad they were.

That said:
THE SANDSTORM!!
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Echo Wolf

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I am not exactly sure what the worst movie I have ever seen is but one of the most recent bad movies I have seen would have to be Night At The Museum 2. It was just annoying and full of stupidity and had a bad premiss.
 
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Tiger In A Tie

Tiger In A Tie

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Echo Wolf said:
I am not exactly sure what the worst movie I have ever seen is but one of the most recent bad movies I have seen would have to be Night At The Museum 2. It was just annoying and full of stupidity and had a bad premiss.
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gotta agree with you there! I did enjoy the first one, though. now that you mention it, I might watch it again. It's been a while since I've seen it.
 
Riley

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Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton said:
Anyone else think that the 3rd Mummy movie wasn't that good. It wasn't the same without Imotep and the whole immortality serum kind of ruined it
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Yeah, Mummy 3 was a pretty big let down. And if the dude supposedly had control over all the elements and then some (wood, metal), why'd he only ever use ice? Ah well, the first two are still good, even if the second did get a bit sillier than the first.
 
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MaskedJackal

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Am I the only one who thinks Napoleon Dynamite was annoying and not funny at all?
 
Sarcastic Coffeecup

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MaskedJackal said:
Am I the only one who thinks Napoleon Dynamite was annoying and not funny at all?
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I haven't seen it, but i heard of it in "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY" Looks very, VERY annoying.
 
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Dyluck said:
Once I got past how unfunny and annoying Napoleon Dynamite is, I realised that it's actually a much better film than people give it credit for.
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How so? I mean, I like the filmography, but it's the the jack of all terrible other than that.
 
GravesideManner

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I'd have to say the worst movie I have ever seen is either Feeding Grounds or The Craving.

They're both these terrible indie horror films where young adults get lost in the desert. They both have monsters picking people off in the desert with no explanation as to how or why they are there.

In Feeding Grounds you never even see so much as a shadow of the creature (which i guess the director thought/hoped would build suspense, but in reality it just made the monsters a sort of excuse for the glaring plot holes.), and you never get any insight as to what it's doing there.

In The Craving they never explain how or why the monster is there, but you see it. But then when you get the explanation of why no one just kills it and it just makes you want to turn the movie off right there. The monster lets off this smell that gets people high as all hell, and its apparently so addictive that these people risk life and limb to get another fix.

So maybe it was like, a statement about drug dependency or something, but either way, poorly written, poorly acted, just bad.
 
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Dyluck said:
I mostly thought it was interesting that someone decided to make a film about the dregs of society and their miserable little lives.
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If you want a movie about dull lives with humor sporadically injected but not terrible, try The Apartment.
 
snuggle kitty

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The remake of Psycho. I accidentally bought it on sale at Half-Price thinking it was the original. Once I finally saw the original I decided to give it a try just in case. Copied the scenes almost shot for shot except in color and with bad acting. I actually didn't finish it. As soon as she got to the motel and Vince Vaughn walked out as Norman Bates I turned off the tv in disgust.

let me just get that clear: VINCE VAUGHN AS NORMAN BATES.

nothing else really needs to be said.

At least it didn't cost me too much. :confused:
 
Sir_Richard_U_Jellyton

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snuggle kitty said:
The remake of Psycho. I accidentally bought it on sale at Half-Price thinking it was the original. Once I finally saw the original I decided to give it a try just in case. Copied the scenes almost shot for shot except in color and with bad acting. I actually didn't finish it. As soon as she got to the motel and Vince Vaughn walked out as Norman Bates I turned off the tv in disgust.

let me just get that clear: VINCE VAUGHN AS NORMAN BATES.

nothing else really needs to be said.

At least it didn't cost me too much. :confused:
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Any horror remake is going to suck, nuff said
 
NerdyMunk

NerdyMunk

Only a Book Smart Nerd
Senzuri Champion said:
what about

halloween


by ROBB ZHOMBIE
???

and the sequel had weird al unlike the original halloween 2 which arrived too early for weird al to make a cameo appearance
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And what about...oh yeah, Quarantine and Let Me In which are both American remakes of foreign films. Hollywood is so original!
 
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Why all the hate on 2012? It has Nicholas Fucking Cage in it, were you really expecting an accurate documentary about what the end of the world would look like? :v

I kinda liked the movie because it was so honestly ridiculous. Most action movies have one or two stupid parts where I feel like I have to point it out and say "I FUCKING SAW THAT! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET STUPID SHIT PAST ME!"

2012 on the other hand after a few minutes it was just like, "LOL FLYING WINNEBAGO!"

Sarcastic Coffeecup said:
I haven't seen it, but i heard of it in "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY" Looks very, VERY annoying.
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I've never actually watched Napoleon Dynamite all the way through mind you... but it's basically one long running joke about how pathetic all of the characters are.


Once again: People here need to go out and see some legitimately bad movies. From, like, the 50's and such. Get some MST3K on Netflix AND WATCH THAT SHIT YOU PUSSIES! :v

Note: Real men will find the non MST3K versions, but be warned: Attempting this when *NOT* a real man may result in serious injury or death.
 
Michi-Jinx

Michi-Jinx

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Open water i think was the title, basically, "Watch two people float around in the ocean for three hours with nothing happening"
 
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