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Would you beat the Avatar above you in a fight?

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
An underground furry fighting ring has opened for god knows why. Maybe there isn't enough action in forum games, but who knows. The rules of the ring are very clear. Simply state if you would win or lose if you had to fight the avatar above you. You can give a reason if you want to.

I'll go first:
Heck yeah I can win because there is no avatar above me and I can't lose to nothing! Or maybe I could...
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I would get REKT. Pretty much all my weapons are mostly metal. I suppose the spear and crossbow give me something I could do without getting electrocuted but Jolteon is fast AF and your average armored knight... isn’t. Not to mention the METAL ARMOR wouldn’t be doing my electrified ass any favors.

EDIT: (the concept of a Faraday cage wasn’t known until the 1800s, before my time, so I get a pass for my ignorance in character. Yay!)
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
I would get REKT. Pretty much all my weapons are mostly metal. I suppose the spear and crossbow give me something I could do without getting electrocuted but Jolteon is fast AF and your average armored knight... isn’t. Not to mention the METAL ARMOR wouldn’t be doing my electrified ass any favors.
Actually your metal armor would be a huge advantage! Electricity is attracted to metal, yes, but it's attracted to metal more than you (Sorry that metal is more attractive lol :3), so it flows harmlessly around you into the ground through the metal. That's why cars protect you in thunderstorms. I'm screwed, yay!
/skip me
 
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FrostHeart

Guest
Me and @Sairn both have claws, but I also use a dab of magic along with swords and archery. I'd say in a fist fight, it'd be 50-50
 

HistoricalyIncorrect

Well-Known Member
No i wouldn't.
First of all I do not hit girls nor cutes.
Second of all I have nothing to prove.
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
Then you probably wouldn't hit me because I'm a little cute :3

But If I had to fight you, I'm not sure, you seem to be strong?
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
I'm not sure...50/50 on this. When I spray you, you're either gonna short out, or I'm gonna get a nasty shock.

(or because skunk spray is flammable, it'll be like a flame-thrower :p)
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Pretty easily. I am small and sleek which makes me fast and dangerous. My spray is also much more powerful, enough spray concentrations could even be lethal and kill, but they will fall out first.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
He talks a big game, but me being the Big Skunk on Campus, I'd have that spotted skunk locked in one of my Zoos in no time, and begging for treats in a pretty pink collar, and bow :p
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
I don't even talk a big game. You won't even notice me climbing upon you. Quick and easy, that is all.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Against that walking tin can? :p I'd win, easy! One quick 'surprise' spray into that visor, and he'd have too much trouble seeing and retching to get that helmet off! From there, the fun would just be starting!
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Against that walking tin can? :p I'd win, easy! One quick 'surprise' spray into that visor, and he'd have too much trouble seeing and retching to get that helmet off! From there, the fun would just be starting!
 

Leadhoof

Niche Internet Microcelebrity
Banned
Ooh, that's a tough one. Your signature spank move has no affect on me, but I don't know if I could put up with the spray. Since a gas mask won't seal over my beard, I'd probably be too busy gagging to land a decent kick.
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
I'd probably beat you but I'll be really stinky :(
I know I would beat you. But I am a pacifist skunk and I don't fight unless provoked. And I fight clean, unlike that bad and evil striped skunk.

I will not fight anyone because I am a pacifist skunk and will even protect some.
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
I would never fight you, after our experiences in the "you wake up in the bed" thread. Unless you use up all the hot water again. :3
 

Lucyfur

United forever in friendship and labour
Banned
For what purpose and to what end would I do that for?
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
An underground furry fighting ring has opened for god knows why. Maybe there isn't enough action in forum games, but who knows. The rules of the ring are very clear. Simply state if you would win or lose if you had to fight the avatar above you. You can give a reason if you want to.

I'll go first:
Heck yeah I can win because there is no avatar above me and I can't lose to nothing! Or maybe I could...

I am a cat...agile with claws and the speed and skills to use them. <smiles>

<The cat's eyes start glowing slightly as the air shimmers and parts, music emerging from the hole> Also I can create wormholes to exit and re-appear anytime and anywhere I wish, or just create one under the person and let them drop into anywhere I want, plus it gives me access to anything I wish <a huge arm a foot thick reaches out of the hole and hands the cat a glowing spiked ball on a chain>!

Add to that access to very large friends in my home dimension and I think I got it licked. <the arm turns and gives a thumb's-up, then retracts back into the hole as the cat's eyes' glow fades and the hole reseals itself>
 
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metatherat

Really ratty rat
I am a regular rat. I have no powers whatsoever and am totally helpless. So it's safe to say that I would defeat you easily. Bring it, kitty. Loser gets eaten.
 
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