Would you beat the Avatar above you in a fight?

[Toby_Morpheus]

Science is man's poor attempt at godhood

Science has a way of killing gods ;3

I fløøf.

I wrestle you, then kidnap you.
Lots of rope ;D

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Science has a way of killing gods ;3


I wrestle you, then kidnap you.
Lots of rope ;D

But have you one to combat ascended beings?

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

And now you are in the presence of a tiny rat! I will defeat you by going into your pantry and nibbling your food! Then you will have to go shopping for groceries during a pandemic. Pretty clever, huh? :3

Dang, got me good there ratty! But you best be careful! If you eat all my food, it won't be a game of cat and mouse.

It'll be a game of cat and rat.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

But have you one to combat ascended beings?

We do have the Machine God.
@Skittles knows about them ;3

Dang, got me good there ratty! But you best be careful! If you eat all my food, it won't be a game of cat and mouse.

It'll be a game of cat and rat.

And you.
You've been trying to get my attention.
So I give you headpats instead.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Yes.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Fair enough

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

We do have the Machine God.
@Skittles knows about them ;3


And you.
You've been trying to get my attention.
So I give you headpats instead.

Happy meowing and purrs

For that, you won't get Task Force 141 at your door!

 

[metatherat]

Oh, a Pokémon. They have all kinds of fancy combat abilities and stuff. Better to result to clever indirect means of fighting.
*orders a magazine subscription in your name*

 

[VeeStars]

*locks you in a big titanium room with notihing to chew on*

 

[Faustus]

EVERYBODY knows that flying critters beat floodwater every day!
That's how dinosaurs survived the Deucalion flood!

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Oh, a Pokémon. They have all kinds of fancy combat abilities and stuff. Better to result to clever indirect means of fighting.
*orders a magazine subscription in your name*

Then for that, I shall not fight, but give you cheese!

 

[TemetNosce88]

I've never seen trees or foxes interact much, so I think it might be a draw due to indifference.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

I've never seen trees or foxes interact much, so I think it might be a draw due to indifference.

I probably wouldn't fight you anyways. I'd need a good reason!

 

[idkthough120]

I would, maybe, but I don't have what's with me..... am sorry haha.... oh no

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

I wouldn't fight ya. Mainly because you seem pretty nice!

 

[Lenago]

A fairy type, yeah i know better then to tackle a sylveon.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

A fairy type, yeah i know better then to tackle a sylveon.

And I know better than to ruin a good hat! Seriously, I'd be your guardian to make sure nothing happens!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I will.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

*Bows head respectively*

I-I know a defeat when I see one....honorable munkeh will indeed beat a gracious Sylveon...

*Waves white flag* But surrender is my first option! That or an innocent face, whichever doesn't get me beat up first!

 

[DireDrag0n]

Even evolution can't slow your inevitable defeat in my hands, Sylveon.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Even evolution can't slow your inevitable defeat in my hands, Sylveon.

*Raises paw in battle*

*Sees it was a catfish*

*Debates battle*

*Rethinks fighting*

*Surrenders*

 

[Keefur]

More than likely, unless I'm bribed with a mammoth or something else tasty.

 

[TyraWadman]

I would slap those fuzzy mittens no problem!

 

[Faustus]

Your avatar has failed to show up for the weigh-in, so I win by default

 

[Simo]

This fight ends with the skunk as the victor, and the bat fumigated like a moth!