Would you beat the Avatar above you in a fight?

[Zehlua]

A second bat enters the ring.
He has 2 cans of febreze in gun holsters at his sides, and baking soda and Angry Orange in each hand.
He is wearing protective goggles, a breathing mask, and a Golden Girls t-shirt.
May the best furre win!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Shows up to add spotted skunk power to the skunks*

 

[Zehlua]

*goes absolutely batshit crazy (pun intended) with the febreze, and starts throwing baking soda*

*pulls a Yankee candle out of his pocket and lights it*

*it was actually a scent bomb, and now everything smells like blueberry muffins and waffle cones*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

I cannot fight you! Against my code of conduct!

 

[ben909]

I cannot fight you! Against my code of conduct!

don’t know, you sp defense is high and my attack is bad

my sp defense is ok and i have more hp,
Both of us would use special attacks

the stats are all the same numbers placed different

...
...

does not want to harm an eeveelution anyway

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

don’t know, you sp defense is high and my attack is bad

my sp defense is ok and i have more hp,
Both of us would use special attacks

the stats are all the same numbers placed different

...
...

does not want to harm an eeveelution anyway

Tis a numbers game, but we as eeveelutions must stick together! Though sparring doesn't hurt.

 

[ben909]

Tis a numbers game, but we as eeveelutions must stick together! Though sparring doesn't hurt.

Also a numbers game for my icon... but different numbers

 

[Zehlua]

If my fursona was a pokemon, he'd absolutely be a fairy type, and maybe something else. What do you think? Who would win?

 

[Deleted member 132067]

Yuh sure, hex the bitch and stab her for good measure. Just leave the fashion intact, never mess with good fashion.

 

[Deleted member 115426]

Nah fam she'd stop my heart with her magick.

 

[ConorHyena]

bap the udder hard and see if it is a weak spot.

 

[AceQuorthon]

Probably not lol, unless Conor stands very still while I charge my headbutt. If that fails then it’s off to the hills for me

 

[Ramjet]

Maybe, those horns look sharp though.

 

[Zehlua]

I'm a pretty strong guy. I could defenestrate you. Just pick you up like a beer keg and toss you into some shrubbery

 

[DergenTheDragon]

I reckon it'd be a close fight, yes I'm a dragon but @Ramjet556 looks like he takes crap from no one.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

A dragon? Nah, probably not.

 

[Zehlua]

One monkey? No problem. A whole lot of monkeys? Oh NO.

 

[Yakamaru]

Dunno. Looks too.. soft.

*tosses around like a boomerang*

 

[Leadhoof]

Maybe?

 

[ConorHyena]

I don't know. I only know there's photographic evidence of the battle.

 

[DergenTheDragon]

I don't know. I only know there's photographic evidence of the battle.
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Lol epic!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes, for I have gained unimaginable power!

 

[Pygmepatl]

As the cool uncle I am, one's still gotta teach that kid some manners.

Hehehe!

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Fuck no

Why are we even fighting? You want a cuppa?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Sure thing!

I'm actually a pacifist skunk.