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Would you become furry

Renton Whitetail

Friendly Mod
jellyhurwit said:
You seen any Hollywood actors/actresses with tails?

I've read from a Ripley's Believe it or Not! book that actress Sarah Bernhardt once consulted a doctor about having the tail of a tiger grafted to the base of her spine, though she didn't actually go through with it.
 

DavidN

Member
I was unsure where this thread was going last night, but I'm impressed - it's completely excelled itself.
 

themocaw

Member
This thread started epic. It went legendary the moment that the OP started citing an internet "newspaper" that has all the journalistic integrity of a tabloid with the leading headline of "Two headed space alien weds Elvis Clone."

Sayso: Good luck getting a tail, and don't get scammed. :p As for your gentic research, I wish you all the best. Let me know when you win the Nobel Prize in Biolgy.
 

Silverdragon00

Banned
Banned
themocaw said:
  As for your gentic research, I wish you all the best.  Let me know when you win the Nobel Prize in Biolgy.

INSTANT WINNER! XD
 

Chomperz

Member
Only a troll can do something like this post.
 

codewolf

RBW Con Staff
Voltemand said:
Chomperz, I really think he's trying his best to be serious.
serious... well in certain ways maybe.... serious-ly mistaken, serious-ly mis-informed and serious-ly funny :p
 
I am for some reason
 

Voltemand

Active Member
Sayso-the-Fox said:
I am for some reason

For my name's sake, here are some wise Shakesperian words. I really can't resist.

Just mark them, Sayso:—

Have more than thou showest,
Speak less than thou knowest,
Lend less than thou owest,
Ride more than thou goest,
Learn more than thou trowest,
Set less than thou throwest;
Leave thy drink and thy whore,
And keep in-a-door,
And thou shalt have more
Than two tens to a score!
 

themocaw

Member
Okay, enough is enough.

Sayso, you are either breathtakingly naive, or the most accomplished troll I have ever seen. I'm leaning towards the first since a troll would have been funnier.

If you want us to take you seriously, please do the following.

1. Gain a Junior-High level grasp of the English language.

2. Learn the difference between respected scientific literature and tabloid trash.

3. Learn to back up your statements: i.e. this supposed doctor who does tail and wing transplants. Links to literature or web page talking about his work please?
 

Nakerias

New Member
I say if it works I would try it, just thats just me.
 

Silverdragon00

Banned
Banned
themocaw said:
Okay, enough is enough.

Sayso, you are either breathtakingly naive, or the most accomplished troll I have ever seen.  I'm leaning towards the first since a troll would have been funnier.

If you want us to take you seriously, please do the following.

1. Gain a Junior-High level grasp of the English language.

2. Learn the difference between respected scientific literature and tabloid trash.

3. Learn to back up your statements: i.e. this supposed doctor who does tail and wing transplants.  Links to literature or web page talking about his work please?

Yes, accomplish number one first, and very soon please!
 

Zerako

New Member
Hell If It were possible to turn myself into a grey anthro wolf HELL YEAH I'd do it X3 Anyone says shit about me I chomp there ass LMAO!
 

quark

Member
themocaw said:
If you want us to take you seriously, please do the following.

2. Learn the difference between respected scientific literature and tabloid trash.

3. Learn to back up your statements: i.e. this supposed doctor who does tail and wing transplants. Links to literature or web page talking about his work please?

But...that would require research! And finding actual proof to back up his crazy claims! And everyone knows that that's just too damn hard. We should all learn to be accepting and believe every crazy cock and bull story that we've been told.
Sayso, I believe in your claims. I believe it so much, that I've already consulted the doctor in question, and have booked myself for some wing and tail surgery next week. I'll be living the furry dream!
 

Silverdragon00

Banned
Banned
quark said:
But...that would require research! And finding actual proof to back up his crazy claims! And everyone knows that that's just too damn hard.

Yeah, because, a few clicks of the mouse and typing on the keyboard is tiring.
 

quark

Member
Silverdragon00 said:
quark said:
But...that would require research! And finding actual proof to back up his crazy claims! And everyone knows that that's just too damn hard.

Yeah, because, a few clicks of the mouse and typing on the keyboard is tiring.

*pats hand* Sarcasm, dear. Sarcasm.
 

Silverdragon00

Banned
Banned
quark said:
Silverdragon00 said:
quark said:
But...that would require research!  And finding actual proof to back up his crazy claims!  And everyone knows that that's just too damn hard.

Yeah, because, a few clicks of the mouse and typing on the keyboard is tiring.

*pats hand* Sarcasm, dear. Sarcasm.

So was mine.
 

codewolf

RBW Con Staff
quark said:
Silverdragon00 said:
quark said:
But...that would require research! And finding actual proof to back up his crazy claims! And everyone knows that that's just too damn hard.

Yeah, because, a few clicks of the mouse and typing on the keyboard is tiring.

*pats hand* Sarcasm, dear. Sarcasm.

nah..... that wasnt being sarcatic at all :p:lol:
 

DavidN

Member
How do we know that wasn't? D=

I think the thread has now rendered us all insane.
 
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