Would you give up candy or walking?

[Dyluck (alt)]

Still a virgin.

Then why aren't you masturbating

If you don't use it you WILL lose it. :[

 

[Panzermanathod]

I don't really care to masturbate. Not for religious reason or whatnot, I simply don't.

 

[Dyluck (alt)]

I don't really care to masturbate. Not for religious reason or whatnot, I simply don't.

But you've still got to do it every once in a while.

 

[LizardKing]

Your balls will explode!!!!

 

[Skullmiser]

The vulcans only have sex once every seven years. Is that frequent enough?

 

[Dyluck (alt)]

The vulcans only have sex once every seven years. Is that frequent enough?

Secretly they masturbate on the side.

 

[Panzermanathod]

Your balls will explode!!!!

MY BALLS CAN CONTAIN ANY AND ALL OF MY UNUSED SPERM. DON'T BE MAD BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WILL EXPLODE IF YOU STOP CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN!

 

[LizardKing]

The vulcans only have sex once every seven years. Is that frequent enough?

But when they do, it's for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT \m/

 

[Dyluck (alt)]

MY BALLS CAN CONTAIN ANY AND ALL OF MY UNUSED SPERM. DON'T BE MAD BECAUSE YOUR BALLS WILL EXPLODE IF YOU STOP CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN!

Nah you're probably just having a lot of nocturnal emissions.

 

[Panzermanathod]

Don't be jealous that I never came and you need to to prevent ball explosion.

 

[Dyluck (alt)]

Don't be jealous that I never came and you need to to prevent ball explosion.

Why would I be jealous that my testicles actually work :|

 

[Panzermanathod]

Mine works too...
































In theory.