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You’re in Heaven!…Or are you?

GungHoLizard

Where to next? Adventure.
It's called "Mutation in a Cone", because its secret ingredient is radioactive dairy, as the cows who provided it were bit by radioactive spiders

You watch a sunset on a hill, the atmosphere brings tears to the eyes
 

kolinx

Average Bundle of Electricity
However, the tears are caused by UV light rays. Your eyes are now permanently damaged from staring into the sun.

You get to snuggle a bunch of pokemon in a flower field!
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
It’s all cute until a Charmander’s tail sets you on fire.

I get a break from annoying advertisements.
 

Tyll'a

Stubborn Caracal
It's your computer that broke.

It's a rainy day but you don't have anything to do, so you can just stay inside.
 

GungHoLizard

Where to next? Adventure.
The jello comes to life and envelops your hand with an eerie face forming, turns out it's actually a toxic slime critter on a stick

You are the husbando/waifu of your husbando/waifu and are in the same world, either theirs or yours
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
But they are nothing like they are in the movie/film/show you see them in! They are now total jerks ;w;

In this world it is mandatory to greet somebody by twerking.
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
The guy twerking in front of you has a weird stain on his pants. You're not sure if you even want to know what it is.

I have more focus to get work done.
 

Matt the Terrier

Woofs! Wiggles! Wins!
You now have more focus to get work done. . .and you also have more Ford Focuses that need to have work done on them, and I'm referring to the really crappy ones from the early 2000s. You have exactly 10 of them in your driveway now. Which one of them is going to actually start up?

I have Mountain Dew
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
As defined by work=force times distance. You pushed a broken down car half a mile uphill.

I saw a meteor.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
It comes crashing towards the earth

I get an autograph from Alex hirsch
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
But, like most celebrities, is kinda a crappy douchy person when you meet them.

I get to finally get some sleeps!
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
You get sleep paralysis

I’m your sleep paralysis demon!
 
But that actually means you are a demon, who has sleep paralysis, and is Joy Boi's slave.

I get to see the movie Bad Guys.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
We are glued to one another, testing our friendship for one episode.

I GOT NEW UNDIES!
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
But you are denied entry because the concept of homophobia still exists in your mind.

I get to play the latest game from my favorite series.
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
But there are bees still attached to it.

I now own Uzbekistan for some odd reason.
 

Sodasats20

“D a t t e b a y o”
Russia comes and tries to invade that too :mad:

I have a nuclear bomb
 
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