You’re in Heaven!…Or are you?

[Baron Tredegar]

Your definition of a good day involves nuclear holocaust.

I have an unlimited mead supply.

 

[Hollowsong]

But you can only access one mm³ a day.

 

[Sodasats20]

You take a little sip in the car, and it’s the strongest in the world

I have unlimited money

 

[Hollowsong]

But when you try to use it, discover it's counterfit, and go to jail.

I know what to write here

 

[Foxridley]

But not how to write it.

I have a house in Hawaii.

 

[ssaannttoo]

But you're in fucking hawaii. Litteral volcanos, on the border of the ring of fire, has tsunamis AND is prone to flooding...

I got the esteemed award of "Big eared Boi"

 

[Sodasats20]

That brings some “questionable” weird people who might like the inside of ears too well

I win an oscar!

 

[ssaannttoo]

But its Oscar the grouch ;w;

Im a guest star on Sesame street!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're Bozo the Boozer, the crack addict who teaches kids not to smoke drugs



I went outside today

 

[Sodasats20]

You went outside, that alone is a mistake in itself

I beat little nightmares

 

[Foxridley]

That’s not a nice thing to call your little cousins.

I’m getting better from an infection.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You'll heal as long as you never sing again




Nothing's better than some Taylor Swift in the shower!

 

[Foxridley]

Until you get arrested for breaking into Taylor Swift's home and listening to her sing in the shower.

I have a new, powerful computer with a lot of memory.

 

[Hollowsong]

But you forgot not to release the factory sealed smoke.

I have a goat

 

[ssaannttoo]

Its a satan goat who sacrifices all of your friends to the blood god.

I HAVE GOTTEN FOOOOODS

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's butter-fried broccoli! All that broccoli taste, with none of the health benefits



I am successfully pretending to be normal

 

[Faustus]

I am successfully pretending to be normal

Unfortunately, it's a surface normal:

I have expert dedicated bodyguards

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You have expert dedicated bodyguards ... chasing after you after you tried to take pictures of Taylor Swift in the bathtub


I won "delivery boy of the week" and get a free medium pepsi!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Its only Diet pepsi, and now you have prostate cancer. Time to get in there and fix that big boi >:3

I come back to faf for a bit uwu

 

[Gem-Wolf]

only to find that faf is down due to attack.

You won the lotto of $40 Billion

 

[ssaannttoo]

only to find that faf is down due to attack.

You won the lotto of $40 Billion

buuuuuut thanks to taxes you only get 40 bucks.

I get the gay confetti

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Celebrating your 2nd place finish at the Subby Snuggle 2022


I get to enjoy a nice evening of drawing

 

[Gem-Wolf]

then a power outage happens and all is dark.

I am out on a hot date

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's 100 degrees out on July 21st


I'm enjoying a nice nap

 

[ssaannttoo]

You wake up being smothered by fox butt.

I found a new seat!