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You’re in Heaven!…Or are you?

Chad Firepaws

Going out of business
It’s just gossip about god, not even really a secret

I’m almost done with nnn this year

You are almost done... cause you just lost (also I'm doing it too lol, good 4 u)


I'm finally done working over break and can now go back to [school]work
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
You are almost done... cause you just lost (also I'm doing it too lol, good 4 u)


I'm finally done working over break and can now go back to [school]work
now you gotta go back to school.

I GOT A FULL NIGHT'S REST!
 

Chad Firepaws

Going out of business
You achieved a full night's rest, accumulated in several increments over a week. Better than usual I guess


Tigers can sleep for up to 20 hours per day!
 
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Deleted member 162282

Guest
Thought I was once, then I got an email containing a bill, so nope still in hell.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I wished to not get that bill qwq
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Unfortunately it was just in a dream and when you wake up its 4 in the morning qwq

I FINALLY learn how to throw it back!
 

Chad Firepaws

Going out of business
You throw it all the way back to the 1600s. Your Cotton Mather impersonation is on point



I finally got my assignment done after staying up all night
 

Chad Firepaws

Going out of business
No no, it came to you in a cardboard box on your front porch.... clearly our Lord Amazonius has sent divine inspiration


Lord Amazonius gifted me a slightly bent front door!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Because it was slightly bent, one single rat was able to get in, fortunately it was @metatherat the bestest rat. But he also brings his friends!

I get a chicken friend UwU
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
However, the chicken friend can be sort of vaguely inconsiderate sometimes.

I have here some honey. Ordinary honey.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
but there is too much of it! So much that one rat can't possibly eat it all! This makes the rat sad qwq

I has the longest conga line
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
It's you grabbing your own tail, which creates a conga loop that theoretically stretches for infinity


I has a pizza
I’m on that pizza *rawr*

I’m on pizza!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
It's all gooey and sticky and you're getting baked at 1700 degrees


On the bright side, you've never been hotter
Aaaand heaven is covered in the blood of yku and everybody who laughed at that.

I get foot wubs!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Aaaand that was a mistake with corporate, we'll be needing to take that back. OH! And we need another one of your days.

I wish for ligma
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I am now sick all over the bathroom qwq
 
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