You’re in Heaven!…Or are you?

[Chad Firepaws]

It’s just gossip about god, not even really a secret

I’m almost done with nnn this year

You are almost done... cause you just lost (also I'm doing it too lol, good 4 u)


I'm finally done working over break and can now go back to [school]work

 

[ssaannttoo]

You are almost done... cause you just lost (also I'm doing it too lol, good 4 u)


I'm finally done working over break and can now go back to [school]work

now you gotta go back to school.

I GOT A FULL NIGHT'S REST!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You achieved a full night's rest, accumulated in several increments over a week. Better than usual I guess


Tigers can sleep for up to 20 hours per day!

 

[Deleted member 162282]

Thought I was once, then I got an email containing a bill, so nope still in hell.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I wished to not get that bill qwq

 

[Amepix]

But the bill was to be paid in hugs!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Unfortunately, you're about 30 short


I woke up early this morning and got some stuff done!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Unfortunately it was just in a dream and when you wake up its 4 in the morning qwq

I FINALLY learn how to throw it back!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You throw it all the way back to the 1600s. Your Cotton Mather impersonation is on point



I finally got my assignment done after staying up all night

 

[a sleepy kitty]

You get a trojan horse on your pc, frying it from the inside.

I made the perfect recipe for homemade eggnog.

 

[ssaannttoo]

it involves @Chad Firepaws uuuuh.. milk

I HAS INVETED THE LIGHTBULB

 

[Chad Firepaws]

No no, it came to you in a cardboard box on your front porch.... clearly our Lord Amazonius has sent divine inspiration


Lord Amazonius gifted me a slightly bent front door!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because it was slightly bent, one single rat was able to get in, fortunately it was @metatherat the bestest rat. But he also brings his friends!

I get a chicken friend UwU

 

[metatherat]

However, the chicken friend can be sort of vaguely inconsiderate sometimes.

I have here some honey. Ordinary honey.

 

[ssaannttoo]

but there is too much of it! So much that one rat can't possibly eat it all! This makes the rat sad qwq

I has the longest conga line

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's you grabbing your own tail, which creates a conga loop that theoretically stretches for infinity


I has a pizza

 

[ssaannttoo]

It's you grabbing your own tail, which creates a conga loop that theoretically stretches for infinity


I has a pizza

I’m on that pizza *rawr*

I’m on pizza!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It's all gooey and sticky and you're getting baked at 1700 degrees


On the bright side, you've never been hotter

 

[ssaannttoo]

It's all gooey and sticky and you're getting baked at 1700 degrees


On the bright side, you've never been hotter

Aaaand heaven is covered in the blood of yku and everybody who laughed at that.

I get foot wubs!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

But you have paws, so they can't rub anything


I got a lovely back massage!

 

[ssaannttoo]

But you have paws, so they can't rub anything


I got a lovely back massage!

I do it with my butt uwu

Now I need a butt rub qwq

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*rubs it with sandpaper*



I finally have a free day!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Aaaand that was a mistake with corporate, we'll be needing to take that back. OH! And we need another one of your days.

I wish for ligma

 

[Chad Firepaws]

ligma toilet



I finally got someone to clean my toilet! It's been weeks...

 

[ssaannttoo]

I am now sick all over the bathroom qwq