You are taking the person above you for a date

[Azrion/Zhalo]

You can take me into your house where I'll stuff Azrion's drugs in your couch. Then I'll call the police on you.

I've got no drugs

 

[TidesofFate]

I've got no drugs

Only some that you don't know of. Kio put drugs in your house. I saved you from getting arrested.

 

[Simo]

I'm gonna take to the craft store, get some glitter and glue, and then, make you into a Sparkle Vader!,

Then it's onto making some rainbow stormtroopers...

 

[TidesofFate]

I have more than one suit. Now I'll freeze you in carbonite when I go to Bespin.

 

[Multoran]

Nuff said.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

The fuck is dat?!

 

[TidesofFate]

He's going to try and mug me.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

On this episode of Star Wars, we witness Vader getting mugged with a butt-plug!

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

I guess we could take a walk on the beach? We could walk along the water, I'm told it makes for a longer walk.

 

[TidesofFate]

*kicks legs* Now kneel before me! You will do this for 5 hours.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Again? Fine, but I get to pick what's on Netflix!

 

[NerdyMunk]

Play some couch coop game.

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

Play some couch coop game.

GEARS OF FUCKIN WAR!!!

 

[Yukkie]

Can we all just get on one gigantic bed, and cuddle? c:

 

[Sergei Nóhomo]

Hope you love hiking because we're going hiking mate. No homo though

GEARS OF FUCKIN WAR!!!

Aww yiss now that is some good shit

 

[Azrion/Zhalo]

You sit down on the couch and play some Horde Mode with me, I'll guarantee you're pregnant by tomorrow

 

[Wither]

I'm no Rathian, but I could show a good time.

You like arcades? Like, actual arcades, not some kids Pizza n' Games shit.

 

[Sergei Nóhomo]

You sit down on the couch and play some Horde Mode with me, I'll guarantee you're pregnant by tomorrow

But...
But...

I'm a dude, dude. NO HOMO

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You like arcades? Like, actual arcades, not some kids Pizza n' Games shit.

Which kind are we talking about? Like Japanese ones? Cause I'm down.

 

[Wither]

But...
But...

I'm a dude, dude. NO HOMO

m pregnancy is a thing.

Which kind are we talking about? Like Japanese ones? Cause I'm down.

Yeah! They're fucking awesome, yeah?

(you can skip me and stuff)

 

[Sergei Nóhomo]

m pregnancy is a thing.

Wot that sounds like some bullshit right there.

 

[Wither]

Wot that sounds like some bullshit right there.

I meant as a fantasy kink.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Yeah! They're fucking awesome, yeah?

(you can skip me and stuff)

Indeed they are. There's a Round One near my place, let's do it.

 

[Wither]

Indeed they are. There's a Round One near my place, let's do it.

Ahh, I would love to go to a Round One. So much fun.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

Ahh, I would love to go to a Round One. So much fun.

Maybe I can finally play Tekken 7