You ever like have a crush on someone's stupid ass fursona

[PastryOfApathy]

Because that shit is creepy and neckbeard-y as fuck. help

 

[Joey]

Dude, I'm super flattered but you're just not my type. Sorry.

 

[PastryOfApathy]

Dude, I'm super flattered but you're just not my type. Sorry.

wow, you're lucky I ran out of bleach yesterday

 

[Joey]

wow, you're lucky I ran out of bleach yesterday

Did you try drinking it all at once?

 

[Deleted member 82554]

POA u so kawii lets make out. :V

 

[Taralack]

lmao dude

So which character is it, spill the beans

 

[PastryOfApathy]

lmao dude

So which character is it, spill the beans

u bby

 

[Taralack]

u bby

I'm too good for u

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I'm too good for u

I dunno, Pastry is a dishwasher; maybe he likes them dirty. :V

 

[Kaizy]

Is this the fursona fucking thread?
Am I too late?

 

[Tiamat]

I paste your avatars on top of the heads in porn pics and hurt myself while looking at them.

 

[PastryOfApathy]

I dunno, Pastry is a dishwasher; maybe he likes them dirty. :V

You know what they say about us dishwasher-kin, we like it hot and soapy.

 

[Zeitzbach]

I look into the mirror and think the person in front of me must have a goddamn sexy sona that I would fuck.

Does that count?

No?

Then no.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

You know what they say about us dishwasher-kin, we like it hot and soapy.

Furries are filthy by default, therefore, need a good hot and soapy wash once in a while. Question is, how will Taralack wash you?

 

[Kaizy]

I paste your avatars on top of the heads in porn pics and hurt myself while looking at them.

Sounds like a fun way to spend Sunday nights.

 

[Taralack]

Sounds like a fun way to spend Sunday nights.

Bitch that's how I spend every night

 

[Soul-Wolf]

My fursona is like a lot of wolves, selective but really really fucking good. It's really the whole strategy. Delayed gratification = really good for both parties and yeah, I think it actually helps attraction if anything. I can't help it if some folks like my fursona's body because it looks like mine and/or because I draw it pretty fucking good, and besides, what the fuck's so great about you anyway?

 

[PastryOfApathy]

Furries are filthy by default, therefore, need a good hot and soapy wash once in a while. Question is, how will Taralack wash you?

Well I mean...he's got a mouth. ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

I have a crush on your fursona

notice me senpai

Tigers are gay.

 

[Batty Krueger]

Common, everyone knows it's me

 

[Soul-Wolf]

So I'm still a bit out of the loop I gather so I just need to establish something. The title reads as kinda sincere to me like it's a legit question but obviously the post is quite the opposite so is this guy just a troll/shitposter or genuinely stupid because call center experience has taught me you deal with each type a very different way.

 

[PastryOfApathy]

So I'm still a bit out of the loop I gather so I just need to establish something. The title reads as kinda sincere to me like it's a legit question but obviously the post is quite the opposite so is this guy just a troll/shitposter or genuinely stupid because call center experience has taught me you deal with each type a very different way.

I'm whatever you want me to be baby.

 

[Soul-Wolf]

I'm whatever you want me to be baby.

Okay toots here's what I want ya should do then. We're married now. It's official. Now, I dunno what it's gonna take but I need ya to run to the grocery store for me, buy the entire fucking inventory, make me the world's biggest sandwich and please take all the time you need doing it.

 

[Mayonnaise]

Yes... how do I stop this?

 

[Maugryph]

Yes... how do I stop this?

There is only one way

 

[LizardKing]

I'm not even entirely sure what "crush" means really. I mean there's certainly some sexy artwork out there, but I'm not making little shrines to them or anything.