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You know your a FurFag...

Azure

100% organic vegan hubbas
This is a spoof thread, off of Jeff Foxworthy's you know your a redneck. Post in here things you do daily that remind you of your furryness. Like this...

You know your a furfag when your most visited tab is topped with fchan's /m/.

Also, please, don't get all BAWWWWWW, u said FurFag. This is about humor, not flaming people.
 

Dragon-lover

The Flame'n Aussie Dragon
You know you're a furfag when the ratio of real pictures and furry art on your Pc goes over 10:1..
 
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Giorgio Gabriel

You Will Be Godlike.
You know you're a Furfag when you have an unexplainable urge to experience the feel of cocks in your paws and your mouth and your anus as well all at once

You know you're a Furfag when you get up in the morning and dump a cup of sperm into your wheaties from the farm nearby instead of milk.

You know you're a Furfag when you see a huge phallic-shaped building and imagine how your macro character could pleasure himself on it.

You know you're a Furfag when you pop a gigantic boner at the sound of the word "knot".

You know you're a furfag when you can't spell You're.
 

Takun

Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof
You know you're a furfag when you leave a stash or REAL porn out in the open to distract people from finding the much more cleverly hidden FURRY PRONZ.
 

Nylak

Angry Otter
You know you're a furfag when you leave a stash or REAL porn out in the open to distract people from finding the much more cleverly hidden FURRY PRONZ.


Win. End of topic. XD
 

Hanzo

I make bills for your thrills
well I am not a fur, but I love furries and I love Fchan. does this still make me a furfag?
 

makmakmob

Member
Can someone explain what this whole 'knot' thing is about? It doesn't make any sense. (I figured it would be sexual, BTW. I'm not that naive.)

Also;
You know you're a furfag when people say 'yiff in hell' and you get a boner.
 

Bambi

Joined 2008 - Returned 2022
You know you're a Furfag when a conversation at work following last nights sex goes kind of like this: "Yeah, so the other night, me and my wife yiffed hardcore. She was all like, "Mur, Mur, Oi Papi! And I was like, "Hurrr" because she wanted it more. Her little fox cunt was quivering and ..."

Coworkers: ...
 

Nylak

Angry Otter
Can someone explain what this whole 'knot' thing is about? It doesn't make any sense. (I figured it would be sexual, BTW. I'm not that naive.)

Toward the base of the canine penis is the bulbus glandis, usually referred to as the "knot." The bulbus glandis swells into the female's vagina in order to "tie" the male and female together during coitus, and it prevents the pair from separating until after insemination/ejaculation. In the furry community, this is also applied to knotting of the penis in a male partner's anus.

Something every furry should know. =D
 
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Baby Giraffe

C4 Bunneh!
Something every furry should know. =D

I know now. :p

You know your a furfag if you have atleast one item that states you are.

I got one and love it X3
 

Defender

the obvious identity
You know you're a FurFag when you own a sword but will never use it.

Seriously it's getting so it's almost like you're issued a sword when you enter the fandom and it's mandatory to take really grainy photos of yourself holding it.
 

Bambi

Joined 2008 - Returned 2022
^ lol, that is so true.

You know you're a furfag when Hanzo claims that someone is knotted to him and you're perfectly fine with it.

Oh shi - !
 

ToeClaws

PEBKAC exterminator
You know you're a furfag when you leave a stash or REAL porn out in the open to distract people from finding the much more cleverly hidden FURRY PRONZ.

You know you're an extreme furfag when you realize you don't even have a single picture of human porn. :mrgreen:
 

Adrimor

Banned
Banned
You know you're a furfag when the first adult work you ever fapped to (as well as the one from which you learned that art) was a piece of Breath of Fire III slash with a ten-incher as the smallest organ involved--AND it's still one of your favorites.

...damn, that's not funny at all, huh?

You know you're a furfag when your parents decide they need to lock up your (male) dog because you happen to have a hentai stash of (female) Freya and Krystal on your computer.

...no, that made no sense either. Doesn't mean it didn't happen, though...
 

Dragon-lover

The Flame'n Aussie Dragon
You know you're a Furfag if you have more than two hours set aside per day for Furry-goodness.

You know you're a Furfag when your idea of light reading is a printed Yiffstar story.

You know you're a Furfag if you've ever visited the Bad Dragon and didn't hit 'BACK' within a minute.
 

mukichan

Chibi Chubbeh Draggie
You know you're a furfag when you "pounce" or "paw" or "nuzzle". =w=;; I'll admit to that~
 

Slayn

bang your head.
You know you're a furfag if your friend says "dude, that was totally gay" and you then go on a five minute rant about it.
 

mukichan

Chibi Chubbeh Draggie
You know you're a furfag when you "murr"...
 
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