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You know your a FurFag...

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Greenbunny45

Guest
You know you are a furfag if you start to see terrible terrible things if you haven't spent an hour looking at furry art that day.

Damn withdrawal symptoms :/
 

Xaerun

"toxic and negative"
You know you're a furfag when you try to come up with a comeback to "Yiff in hell", or read threads based around doing so.
 

Adrimor

Banned
Banned
You know you're a furfag when you try to come up with a comeback to "Yiff in hell", or read threads based around doing so.

I actually found a pretty good one, if I do say so myself...

"Of course. You'll have to wait your turn, though--I'm quite popular down there."

You know you're a furfag when you can think of good furry jokes at any other instant in time, but the moment you're asked to, you forget all of them.
 

noob1444

Turning Emo
You know you're an extreme furfag when you realize you don't even have a single picture of human porn. :mrgreen:


That's me alrighty.:grin: Lol, I has a furry pronz file buried in my hard drive, protected by 36 other files. It's true.

edit: yay i'm a ninja now. :)
 

talakestreal

The Laconic Draconic
You know you're a furfag (does this make me a furfag-hag then?) when you see someone mention Thor, and you're reminded of a furry you used to talk to who liked to send pictures of himself and Thor in compromising social positions to your email box.

You know you're a furfag when you're in the dressing room with a friend at Walmart, trying on clothes, she turns around, asks if these pants make her butt look big, and you say "No, but your tail is going to be uncomfortable in those."

You know you're a furfag when you see porn laying around, notice it's human porn, than note that he'd look a lot nicer with a nice coating of fur over those muscles, and that penis is just plain ugly compared to a dragon's penis.

Ya know what? I"m friggin' weird, that's what I am. I think too much like a "male" and not very much like a "female." hah
 
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ToeClaws

PEBKAC exterminator
You know you're a furfag when you see porn laying around, notice it's human porn, than note that he'd look a lot nicer with a nice coating of fur over those muscles, and that penis is just plain ugly compared to a dragon's penis.

*laughs* Yep.

You know you're a furfag when you go to monster movies not giving a crap about the plot, but are happy knowing theirs going to be some sexy creatures. (and then sometimes leave the movie all grumbly because they didn't show enough of the creatures)
 

Cero

Pandahat is ONLY HAT.
*laughs* Yep.

You know you're a furfag when you go to monster movies not giving a crap about the plot, but are happy knowing theirs going to be some sexy creatures. (and then sometimes leave the movie all grumbly because they didn't show enough of the creatures)

Oh god that's totally me
 

ToeClaws

PEBKAC exterminator
You know you're a furfag when you play games like Oblivion and Morrowind without even having tried using a non-beast character. (and were also disappointed with the Argonians not being as sexy as they could/should have been in Oblivion).
 

ArielMT

'Net Help Desk
You know you're a furfag when you try to come up with a comeback to "Yiff in hell", or read threads based around doing so.
Ohsnap!

Also:
...if you use the word "yiff" in regular speech at all. Bonus points for misusing it in regular speech, and extra points for doing so more than the Sci-Fi channel misuses "frak."
 

Takiro

The yellow fox.
You know you're a furfag if you're at a friend, looking at his desktopimage that is a nude manga-schoolgirl and say: "How can you even like that? She's Human."

and you defently know that one of your friends, who's also watching, is a furfag when he adds: "... and a girl", with a sound of disgust in his voice.

really happend to me xD.
 

Slayn

bang your head.
you know you're a furfag when you watch a sci-fi movie and get a boner.
 

ToeClaws

PEBKAC exterminator
You know you're a furfag when you're sitting at work and, in between working on stuff, are writing in threads like this one. :mrgreen:
 

Takiro

The yellow fox.
You know you're a furfag when you just laughing at someone who named you a furfag.

and if you do so, also point on him ;3.
 

Wolf-Bone

Banned
Banned
If you went to a dance and it looked and sounded like this.
 

ToeClaws

PEBKAC exterminator
You know you're a furfag when people see you drawing, ask what it is, and you quickly close the book and say "Oh heh... just doodling..." 'cause they're not ready to see the furry goodness just yet. ;)
 

ExTo

Under the sea, near heat vents
You know you're a furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape him/her!".

You know you're a MASSIVE furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape that!".

You know you're a GOD-SMACKINGLY MIND-BLOWING furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape you!".
 

Monak

IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
You know you're a furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape him/her!".

You know you're a MASSIVE furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape that!".

You know you're a GOD-SMACKINGLY MIND-BLOWING furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape you!".

*crashes the ROFLCOPTER into a mountain* that was some funny shit
 

Draco_2k

Rawr.
You know you're a furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape him/her!".

You know you're a MASSIVE furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape that!".

You know you're a GOD-SMACKINGLY MIND-BLOWING furfag when you answer "Hell yes!" to someone claiming "Woah, I'd rape you!".
I believe the appropriate term for this is "Sig-worthy".
 

virus

TROLLUS MAXIMUS
You know your a furfag if you keep raiding the 4chan boards on friday and keep BAWWWWWWWING because people don't like it.
 

Takiro

The yellow fox.
You know you're furfag when you're at the zoo and say something like: "damn this *insert any animal here* is sexy", to yourself.
 

mukichan

Chibi Chubbeh Draggie
You know you're a furfag when you instinctively shrug someone off with a "Yea, and?" when they stare in disgust at your sketches asking "You draw furries??"
 

ToeClaws

PEBKAC exterminator
You know you're a furfag when someone mentions they did horse riding on their vacation, and your first (happy) thought is not the sort of riding they did. ;)
 
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