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You know your a FurFag...

Takiro

The yellow fox.
You know you're a furfag if you press Alt+F4 everytime someone suddenly opens your rooms door.
 

AlexInsane

I does what I says on the box.
You know you're a furfag when you're here talking about how you're a furfag.
 

mukichan

Chibi Chubbeh Draggie
You know you're an obsessive furfag when you're constantly pressing alt+f5 when furaffinity goes down.
 

Monak

IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
You know you're a furfag when you know what a furfag is.

You know you're a furfag when you drink the water out of your christmas tree stand.

You know you're a fugfag when you had to come out of two closets.
 

Monarq

Tom Servo
You know you're a Furfag when you get up in the morning and dump a cup of sperm into your wheaties from the farm nearby instead of milk.

You know you're a Furfag when you pop a gigantic boner at the sound of the word "knot".

You know you're a furfag when you can't spell You're.
You killed me with these three!
 

Aden

Play from your ****ing HEART
"You know your a FurFag..."

A your/you're error in the thread title? From Azure? I USED TO THINK YOU WERE COOL.
 

Bunni

Dr. BunBun
when every time you meet someone you try and think of the animal that best matches their characteristics.
 

ExTo

Under the sea, near heat vents

Arbiter

Totally Gay For Bridget!!
you know your a furfag if your favorite chan site is Fchan
 

CAThulu

In FAF CAThulu lies dreaming..
You know you're a furfag when people see you drawing, ask what it is, and you quickly close the book and say "Oh heh... just doodling..." 'cause they're not ready to see the furry goodness just yet. ;)


That was me this afternoon at work.

Co-worker:"Whatcha drawing?"
Me: "Anthros"
CW: ".......Why would you put a dog's head on a girl's body?"
Me: "it's a wolf"
CW: ".......Oooookay"
 

Arbiter

Totally Gay For Bridget!!
you know your a furfag if you refer to your collegues as "hyoomons".

you know your a furfug when you know every scene from Robin Hood and have porn of it
 

Wolf-Bone

Banned
Banned
you know your a furfag if you refer to your collegues as "hyoomons".

you know your a furfug when you know every scene from Robin Hood and have porn of it

No Robin Hood porn, but I'm workin on it.
 

dietrc70

Active Member
Well, on my PC I have:

No human porn, but plenty of the "scientific" variety...
30GB of fox sound archives. 21GB of images captured from nest-box cams from a Norwegian arctic fox breeding program. Thousands of fox and wolf photos and some hard-to-find films.

Thousands of PDF scientific articles on foxes and wolves, with great titles like "The Social Significance of Genital Licking in the Wolf, Canis Lupis."

Rare hand-scanned German monographs on foxes, one of which is basically "The Real World with Foxes" involving a German scientist who kept a bunch of semi-tame foxes in a university in East Berlin in the '50s and intimately documented their complex social lives.

Educational videos captured from Chinese fur farming industry sites, including the incredibly bizarre "The Fox's Marriage" Parts 1, 2, and 3, which features schmaltzy love songs as background music.

I feel that humans really miss out by not having baculae.
 
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