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You know you're [x] when [y]

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Nice easy game. First player posts a statement like "You know you're <something> when..." The next poster completes the sentence, then makes a new 'you know' of their own. Example:

Poster A: You know you're a furry when...
Poster B: ...your entire wardrobe is kigurumis.

Okay, let's get started!

You know you're boring when...
 

Punji

Daedric Prince of Secrets
...you're not hitting any potholes!

You know you're getting old when...
 

Akima

☆Artist protogen☆ ◇non-binary◇
...People with high standards fall for you.

You know your hungry when...
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
People around you look delicious.

You know you're divergent when...
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
...you split right up the middle and turn into two people. (Try it. You'll be beside yourself.)

You know you're a rap star when...
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
You pull it out and try to unwrap it for the candy center.

You know you're at the end of your rope when...
 

Akima

☆Artist protogen☆ ◇non-binary◇
...the patient wakes up

You know you love a book when...
 

Punji

Daedric Prince of Secrets
...You have papercuts in sensitive areas.

You know you're a furry when...
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
*looks down the list* you become an engineer because of a very physically attractive and sassy female mouse on a cartoon.

You might be in the wrong profession if...
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
...your fellow police officers object to your new uniform of a black-and-white striped jumper and a bag labelled 'Swag'.

You know you've made a wrong turning somewhere when...
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
... you're eating ice cream with a fork on the couch in nothing but your underwear, a massive rash of herpes on your face.

You know it when you've lost all self respect when...
 

Satsuki15

“Tough don’t mean you can’t cry”
You start to wonder how two 50 year oldsmade a newborn child.

You know you're high when...
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
the parachute fails.

You know you're in trouble when...
 

Satsuki15

“Tough don’t mean you can’t cry”
You hear mom say "we need to talk"
You know you forgot your wallet when...
 

Satsuki15

“Tough don’t mean you can’t cry”
Let’s just say you repainted your bathroom a darker color…
You know you’re bad at games when…
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
...the first three inches of agave cactus arrive unexpectedly in your butthole.

You know you're not good at driving when...
 
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