You know you're [x] when [y]

[Faustus]

Nice easy game. First player posts a statement like "You know you're <something> when..." The next poster completes the sentence, then makes a new 'you know' of their own. Example:

Poster A: You know you're a furry when...
Poster B: ...your entire wardrobe is kigurumis.

Okay, let's get started!

You know you're boring when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...when even the crickets yawn.

You know you're driving on the wrong side of the road when...

 

[Punji]

...you're not hitting any potholes!

You know you're getting old when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...you get excited for bingo night.

You know you're handsome when...

 

[Akima]

...People with high standards fall for you.

You know your hungry when...

 

[Minerva_Minx]

People around you look delicious.

You know you're divergent when...

 

[Faustus]

...you split right up the middle and turn into two people. (Try it. You'll be beside yourself.)

You know you're a rap star when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...either your teeth are gold, or there are tattoos on your face. (Or both)

You know you are addicted to chocolate when...

 

[Faustus]

...you get a restraining order from the Easter Bunny.

You know you're a geek when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...you name your children or pets after video game characters.

You know you have a sweet tooth when...

 

[Minerva_Minx]

You pull it out and try to unwrap it for the candy center.

You know you're at the end of your rope when...

 

[Faustus]

...the noose gets tight.

You know you're not cut out to be a nursery assistant when...

 

[Akima]

...the patient wakes up

You know you love a book when...

 

[Punji]

...You have papercuts in sensitive areas.

You know you're a furry when...

 

[Minerva_Minx]

*looks down the list* you become an engineer because of a very physically attractive and sassy female mouse on a cartoon.

You might be in the wrong profession if...

 

[Faustus]

...your fellow police officers object to your new uniform of a black-and-white striped jumper and a bag labelled 'Swag'.

You know you've made a wrong turning somewhere when...

 

[ssaannttoo]

... you're eating ice cream with a fork on the couch in nothing but your underwear, a massive rash of herpes on your face.

You know it when you've lost all self respect when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

... you sell out to be a Kellogg's cereal mascot





You know you're adopted when...

 

[Sodasats20]

You start to wonder how two 50 year oldsmade a newborn child.

You know you're high when...

 

[Minerva_Minx]

the parachute fails.

You know you're in trouble when...

 

[Sodasats20]

You hear mom say "we need to talk"
You know you forgot your wallet when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...you reach into your pocket but its empty.

You know you ate too much Taco Bell when...

 

[Sodasats20]

Let’s just say you repainted your bathroom a darker color…
You know you’re bad at games when…

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You shout "UNO" in a poker game


You know you got the wrong DOMino's order when ...

 

[Faustus]

...the first three inches of agave cactus arrive unexpectedly in your butthole.

You know you're not good at driving when...