You know you're [x] when [y]

[Sodasats20]

A car turns into a driveway

You know you’ve been watching too much anime when…

 

[Chad Firepaws]

you start speaking Japanese to your Caucasian grandparents


You know your lawyer can't save you when...

 

[Sodasats20]

you start speaking Japanese to your Caucasian grandparents


You know your lawyer can't save you when...

This happens

You know you’re Poor when…

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You have to order the small sausage pizza from DOM-ino's



You know you've gone on a massive bender when...

 

[Baron Tredegar]

You rise from the Mariana Trench WAY too fast.

You know that your in a dream when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Someone displays romantic interest in you


You know your time machine screwed up when ...

 

[Baron Tredegar]

When it is the year 802,701 and you are surrounded by Eloi and Morlocks.

You know that you are at a DOM-inos when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Your waiter serves a lot more than just your food



You know it's gonna be a long day when...

 

[MidnightBlueWolf]

You realize you set the alarm clock for 3am instead of 7am by mistake.

You know that you took a wrong turn when....

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You realize you set the alarm clock for 3am instead of 7am by mistake.

You know that you took a wrong turn when....

It's almost 2am rn and I totally feel that ;w;

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You realize you set the alarm clock for 3am instead of 7am by mistake.

You know that you took a wrong turn when....

All the "one way" signs are pointing in the wrong direction


You know you've bit off more than you can chew when...

 

[Artboy1]

...when you can't close your mouth at all.

You know you are doomed when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The boss reveals that the system tracks browser history on work computers


You know your mom will be pissed when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...she uses your first, middle AND last name. (DUN DUN DUNNNNN...)

You know you are a crazy cat person when...

 

[Faustus]

...you start hacking up furballs and giving dead mice to your parents.

You know the reason we don't talk about Bruno when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Bruno will kill you for talking about it.



You know you've pushed your fairy Godfather too far when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

You wish for him to have gigantic double d's for the rest of his life.

You know you are addicted to coffee when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

you know you'll quit! Eventually. But not today. No, definitely not today...




You know you're an Onlyfans superstar when ...

 

[Faustus]

... you realise it's been six months since you last wore clothing.

You know you're hungry when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You're more interested in the pizza than the delivery boy



You know you're on a desserted island when...

 

[Faustus]

...there's apple pie and custard instead of sand.
(One 'S' in 'Deserted', @Chad Firepaws )

You know you're a grammar nazi when...

 

[FloppyPony]

you own a book fort of dictionaries

You know you love food when...

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

...you're out of food, thanks to one giant fat orange cat named Garfield (from one episode only) who ate it e v e r y t h i n g !

You know you've been encountered by a permanently mpreg andromorph dragon when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

...there's apple pie and custard instead of sand.
(One 'S' in 'Deserted', @Chad Firepaws )

You know you're a grammar nazi when...

Oh no I did that on purpose, it's 100% desserted

 

[Chad Firepaws]

...you're out of food, thanks to one giant fat orange cat named Garfield (from one episode only) who ate it e v e r y t h i n g !

You know you've been encountered by a permanently mpreg andromorph dragon when...

You browse the front page on FA


You know humanity is doomed when...