You know you're [x] when [y]

[Faustus]

...#Factor50 is trending on Inuit message boards.

You know you're a deviant when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

you sign up for Deviantart



You know that stupid squirrel's out to get you when...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...you find out that her name is Sandy Cheeks.

You know you are lactose intolerant when...

 

[Faustus]

...you start having racist thoughts about cows.
[EDIT] Ahh crap. I just invented a fictional hate group called the Moo Klux Klan.
[EDIT EDIT] Nnnnnggg... now they're wearing black-and-white spotted robes and hoods with two points...

You know something bad is about to happen when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You figure out the school tracks browser history on their computers



You know you've just discovered a major cash cow when...

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

EA is greedy for your money.

You know when you managed to piss off the FA staff team when…

 

[a sleepy kitty]

...they ban you for a week!

You know you got decaf instead of regular coffee when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You accidentally walk into a nudist convention instead of your office, but it all works out because you forgot to wear pants


You know the used furniture man MIGHT have hoodwinked you when ...

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

You never seen an animated movie in the confort of your home cinema couch

You know when a SpongeBob episode that have no mention of Leif Erikson when…

 

[Faustus]

...Spongebob is speaking in Russian.

You know your crop of tomatoes is going to be poor this year when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You come back from your 5 week vacation to find that the housesitter mixed up the tomato crop with the cactus garden



You know you might be on several FBI watch lists when...

 

[MaplePurrys]

You teach crabs how to read, forbidden knowledge I know.


You find out that you have superpowers when..

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You wake up in a holding cell surrounded by frozen blue accent lights and a stern man in dark sunglasses says "Welcome to area 51" before dissecting you



You know your parents won't be happy with your report card when...

 

[Faustus]

... the teacher's written G- on it because F wasn't bad enough.

You know there's a monster around when...

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Boss music starts to play and a large healthbar fills up at the top of your vision.

You know things just got real when...

 

[Plouc the Dragon]

...my permanent pregnant andromorph dragon is no longer toony anymore. Instead, he's so realistic!

You know when I bought the Blue Snowball iCE for voice chat, either Roblox, GMod, Tower Unite, etc. when...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The screaming in the background is so much clearer!


You know you're in for a surprise when...

 

[MaplePurrys]

..the Kool aid man just entered the boxing ring..

You know you've become internet famous when..

 

[Chad Firepaws]

People start confusing you with a popular cereal mascot


You know you chose the wrong sports team to root for when...

 

[ssaannttoo]

You know you're a fox when you're chatting up multiple people at a time looking for something <w<