You open the door, and the fur above you is....

[Cosmic-FS]

*opens the door to see you brushing your hat with mercury nitrate while laughing uncontrollably*

 

[Arishipshape]

*opens the door and finds you cutting your once epic, evil mustache*

How could you?

 

[ben909]

Inspecting his arm due to yesterdays events, it won’t show up in this thread though...

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Dancing the "Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song" dance like there's no tomorrow.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*i open the door and Rimna is posting on new threads that I find and they they are really cool so I have to keep posting stuff instead of eating food* Thanks Rimna, you are ding this to me.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*i open the door and Rimna is posting on new threads that I find and they they are really cool so I have to keep posting stuff instead of eating food* Thanks Rimna, you are ding this to me.

Great. I hate it when you go back and see your previous posts and find spelling errors. Future me is disappointed with past me.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I open the door and the user above me is eating the last slice of my pizza that I had been thinking about all day.

 

[TyraWadman]

*I open the door and the user above me is (insert expression) because I arrive wearing only a pizza box with... Extra Sausage.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*walks into the room and see Rimna sad about not having a pizza and TyraWadman wearing an "extra sausage" pizza box. I turn around and close the door*

 

[Marcl]

*Walks into the room, seeing you recreating that scene from Indiana Jones where you are trying to swap a priceless artefact without setting off the trap.*

 

[Mike_Wolf]

* walks in to see you sticking needles in a voodoo doll *
* slowly back out *

 

[Good Boy Avery]

*Walks in to see you trying to figure out how a kilogram of steel and a kilogram of feathers are the same*

 

[FooFoo4230]

I walk in, and I see you sitting at the computer, looking at... something. I move closer, and I see what it is!
Oh my goodness! You’re... looking at an adorable red panda?
I leave the room to try to find a chair.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

I walk in, and I see you sitting at the computer, looking at... something. I move closer, and I see what it is!
Oh my goodness! You’re... looking at an adorable red panda?
I leave the room to try to find a chair.

I fekkin' love red pandas.

I open the door to find you grabbin a chair to look at red pandas

, and i show you all my red pandas.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

*Walks in and finds you building a mini particle accelerator.*

 

[Faustus]

Delicately eating a grilled cheese-and-chicken sandwich
(They call it 'Welsh Rarebit' over here)

 

[ssaannttoo]

AH THEY'RE NAKED!! Wait.. *Looks down.*

I"M NAKED!!

*Wakes up.*

It was just a bad dream... Phew.

 

[Weirdo9018]

Hmm transforming into a gay bottom huh weird

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why you!

F-fine.. sorry sir.

 

[Sappho]

Looking like a snack

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Spits out tea. Hides tea magazine.*

ITS NOT HOW IT LOOKS!

 

[Deleted member 111470]

Whoa, where do you think you're going with my coffee, mister?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Whoa, where do you think you're going with my coffee, mister?

*Spits out coffee.*

P-p-p-pfft no!

*Throws coffee maker out the window.*

I.. I was just uh... trying to be... cool?

 

[Polaris]

*Walks into the kitchen and finds you zooming around the place with coffee beans littering all over the floor*

What is all this about?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Walks into the kitchen and finds you zooming around the place with coffee beans littering all over the floor*

What is all this about?

I've found hard drugs hidden in the coffee!!!
*Bounces off the walls.*