A creature of the night
*opens the door to see you brushing your hat with mercury nitrate while laughing uncontrollably*
Great. I hate it when you go back and see your previous posts and find spelling errors. Future me is disappointed with past me.
I walk in, and I see you sitting at the computer, looking at... something. I move closer, and I see what it is!
Oh my goodness! You’re... looking at an adorable red panda?
I leave the room to try to find a chair.