You open the door, and the fur above you is....

[Deleted member 111470]

I open the door and the person above me is holding a gun pointed at me. Go on, then. Shoot.

 

[Simo]

I open the door and discover the monkey playing with his banana!

 

[Faustus]

Hey Simo, whatcha doi...
AAARGH! MY EYES! THE STINGING! THE SMEEEEELLLL!!! WHY IS THERE A DARTBOARD ON THE BACK OF YOUR DOOR???

 

[Sappho]

Deliverrr... whats with the bridal and the riding crop?

 

[Tacoshark]

.....whats with the fork and knife.....oh god....Oh God... RUN!

 

[TemetNosce88]

Just standing there scratching his butt. Why are you doing that in the linen closet?

 

[sleepy kitty]

Looks like they're hunting "wabbits". o:

I'l be very, very quiet then. xD

 

[lenago]

Huh...so here is where all my yogurt went

 

[Faustus]

Why are you hiding all that yoghurt in your hat?

 

[Polaris]

I walk into the living room and see Faustus hanging on the ceiling fan like a true bat would.

Why here of all places? Also, why hanging on a rickety fan like that which looks like it's gonna break at any moment now?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hewow Polaris! how are you doing?

*Sees him clipping his toe nails. Hooves?*

 

[The-Courier]

Get down from the ceiling fan!

 

[Keefur]

How do you do that? Popsicles are so cold!

 

[Simo]

*spots @Keefur dressed as The Tooth Fairy*

Huh...I had a sneaking suspicion!

 

[Keefur]

*spots @Keefur dressed as The Tooth Fairy*

Huh...I had a sneaking suspicion!

That's the tooth FURRY. lol

I open the door and discover that @Simo is actually the skunk butt rug supplier for Nick Wilde and Mr. Big.

 

[Simo]

*opens the door, and discovers you on the litter-box*

*rapidly closes door*

Note: Always knock first!

 

[sleepy kitty]

*opens the door*

Oh my! I see you're trying on Ugg boots? O-O'

 

[Polaris]

*Opens the door and sees you trying to make your hair into a nest for small birds in front of a mirror*

Uuummm... What are you trying to do? Become a Disney princess, or something?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Walks in.*

*Sees nobody is sitting on your head.*

*Jumps.*

*Sits on your head.*

 

[sleepy kitty]

*Opens the door and sees you gorging yourself on Poké puffs and Poké beans*

O.O

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Opens the door and sees you gorging yourself on Poké puffs and Poké beans*

O.O

Muhmp~

*Turns.*

Whhannt shome?

 

[sleepy kitty]

Muhmp~

*Turns.*

Whhannt shome?

:3c *nods yes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

:3c *nods yes*

*Wipes face.*

*Hands you a poke bean.*

 

[Yakamaru]

Eating pizza. MY pizza. And you're not sharing.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Eating pizza. MY pizza. And you're not sharing.

Uh....

*Throws crust as a distraction, bolts out window.*