You open the door, and the fur above you is....

[Deleted member 111470]

The furry above me is watching a movie and eating popcorn. I look at the TV and just like they say, the romantic scene comes on.

 

[The_biscuits_532]

He is c o n s o o m i n g b a n a n

 

[Borophagus Monoclinous]

Making biscuits on a pillow

 

[TemetNosce88]

Stuffing a ship's wheel down the front of his pants. It looks suspiciously like a setup to a bad joke.

Spoiler: The joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replys, "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts."

 

[Tacoshark]

....should I ask why you are wearing nothing but a top hat? And why have you sculpted mustaches for your nipples?

 

[sleepy kitty]

Excuse me! Did you just eat my nuggets?? MY nuggets???


My nuggets?!!! (Said the last sentence so loudly that birds in the distance fly away)

Edit: "Friends" reference

 

[Keefur]

Opens the door and sees you wearing a murr suit. Quickly closes door.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

"Opens the door and sees a big set of teeth*

Great, I was looking for a can opener. Come in,

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why are you wrestling with that stranger? I've never seen.... Wait, there are four of you!?

This looks... suspicious....

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I open the door and the furry above me is sleeping in my bed. On second thought, this isn't my bed - it's a hotel and I"m in the wrong room.

 

[Borophagus Monoclinous]

Jumping on the bed

 

[The_biscuits_532]

Jumping on the bed

Summoning demons

 

[Koriekraiz13]

binge watching anime

 

[The_biscuits_532]

binge watching anime

Beastars season 2 here we go baybeeeeeeeee

 

[Koriekraiz13]

WAIT, HAS IT BEEN RELEASED YET?

 

[TemetNosce88]

Running around flapping their hands and squealing.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Looks in to see a fur acting crazy.

Interesting. Well, have a nice night!

 

[The_biscuits_532]

WAIT, HAS IT BEEN RELEASED YET?

Apparently a couple episodes are out atm in Japanese. After the season has finished they'll dub it and release it in the west.

 

[Simo]

Eating a tall stack of blueberry pancakes.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

I walk in on ya to find you....

Professionally making watermelon slices.

Please.....

Save me one.

 

[Borophagus Monoclinous]

You are staring at a picture of Benjamin Bratt.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

You are staring at a picture of Benjamin Bratt.

What I find most funny.....

Is I dunno who that is!

 

[Simo]

You are Googling 'Benjamin Bratt'.

 

[Borophagus Monoclinous]

What I find most funny.....

Is I dunno who that is!

Star of the Andromeda Strain mini series. You should know him!

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Star of the Andromeda Strain mini series. You should know him!

Whaaa......

Alright, I'm gonna look it up now