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You open the door, and the fur above you is....

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Deleted member 111470

Guest
The furry above me is watching a movie and eating popcorn. I look at the TV and just like they say, the romantic scene comes on.
 

TemetNosce88

Know Thyself
Stuffing a ship's wheel down the front of his pants. It looks suspiciously like a setup to a bad joke.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replys, "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts."
 

sleepy kitty

feline enthusiast & insomniac
Excuse me! Did you just eat my nuggets?? MY nuggets???


My nuggets?!!! (Said the last sentence so loudly that birds in the distance fly away)

Edit: "Friends" reference
 

Mr. Fox

Cheeseburger Pride
"Opens the door and sees a big set of teeth*

Great, I was looking for a can opener. Come in,
 
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