You own the person above you for a day

[Lekamo]

chase your own tail

 

[TidesofFate]

You will be my janitor

 

[SpiritMachine]

speaking of janitorial arts...
I got a creaky old airship in that needs a moppin

 

[some_random_wusky]

do my summer reading for me

 

[Lekamo]

take the trash out for me

 

[some_random_wusky]

give me a piggy back ride to the store

 

[phrisk]

Split my dick and call me caitlyn

 

[some_random_wusky]

find me the most majestic ass you can find in any mortal realm. then put a cookie in it.

 

[some_random_wusky]

be my sandwich

 

[Julen]

See that hill? Well walk over there and put an apple on top of your head. Then i'll shoot the apple with this small meaningless .50 cal Barret. Ain't that just great?

Family fun activities!

 

[Zipline]

I will ride you while holding fish in front of you to inspire you!

 

[Julen]

I hate fish!

 

[Nemnth]

You'll be forced not to kick ass for a day. Instead you'll have your own kicked. Not by me, but by people who want to.

 

[some_random_wusky]

you will slap the person above you in the face for each post you have on these forums times 6.

enjoy the broken hand :3

 

[Julen]

You'll be forced not to kick ass for a day. Instead you'll have your own kicked. Not by me, but by people who want to.

But....but...but kicking ass is my life!

 

[TidesofFate]

I will ride you while holding fish in front of you to inspire you!

Does that mean what I think it means?

And I'll have you make medicine.

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

Ill make you use the force to pick me up, so I can fly around like the majestic fox I aspire to be.

 

[some_random_wusky]

give me all of your caffeine

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

give me all of your caffeine

Guess you will have to spend the day consoling me, cause I'm super sad when I'm not tweaking out on caffeine.

 

[some_random_wusky]

more, slave!
bring me more!!

 

[Zipline]

Does that mean what I think it means?

Did you think it means this? But please do not take me to the vet! :C

 

[Julen]

I'll take you to the vet MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

 

[Zipline]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! DX NNFISH3 GBROWNWSPONGEBOBVNOODLESISEWN *races out of room and jumps on top of fridge* :'c
Such a mean hooman...
Well I will take you to the doctor! MEOW MEW MEOW!!! >

 

[Julen]

C'mon buddy! It's for your own good!Now..

No....not the doctor...no..noooo..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Zipline]

C'mon buddy! It's for your own good!Now..

You will never take me awake! How about we go to the park, or for a walk and call it even?