You own the person above you for a day

[FoxInTheCloset]

You will never take me awake! How about we go to the park, or for a walk and call it even?

I can bring the fish!

 

[Zipline]

I can bring the fish!

:OOO *jumps down* IM COMING NEW BESTY!! :'D

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

:OOO *jumps down* IM COMING NEW BESTY!! :'D

TO THE FOREST!

 

[Julen]

*as he was left alone he sat on a couch to eat ice cream while crying and listening to "how could this happen to me" he got a couple of Vietnam flashbacks and then he got a crippling depresion*

 

[Zipline]

aww, Ill stay with you, I just want a hug! *gurgle*

 

[Julen]

OH GOD KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

OH GOD KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

How rude, it is an adorable abomination!

 

[Julen]

That thing is probably anything but cute. I'll rather hug a deathclaw.....wait.....nope, scratch that. I ain't touching that.

 

[Zipline]

That thing is probably anything but cute. I'll rather hug a deathclaw.....wait.....nope, scratch that. I ain't touching that.

You do not like my pet? Aww, can grandma have a kissy at least, lone wanderer?

 

[Roughmaxen]

force them to french kiss a wet dog

 

[Zipline]

You want my grandma to kiss me? ._. If i have to.. D: Better than kissing her pet.

 

[Julen]

You do not like my pet? Aww, can grandma have a kissy at least, lone wanderer?

AW HEEEEEEELL NAW

DIE GRANDMA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Roughmaxen]

You want my grandma to kiss me? ._. If i have to.. D: Better than kissing her pet.

Tabitha, pls no D: thought rex was more of a dog :/ maybe I was wrong

 

[BritWolf]

You're now my horse for the day Giddy UP!!!

 

[NerdyMunk]

Time to eat fast fried food with me.

 

[Orgunis]

Know how to cook? Doesnt matter, I want cookies and you gonna do them for me >:3

You don't get to eat any tho :3

 

[Andromedahl]

Hope you're tall; I need help getting shit off certain shelves while shopping

 

[BritWolf]

I hope you're small, Get up that chimney!!

 

[TidesofFate]

Build another Deathstar

 

[swooz]

You're gonna help me get my money from the Italian mafia back. c:<

 

[TidesofFate]

Forget the Italian Mafia, what about the Martain Mafia, you racist scum.
(If you know your Star Wars books, you'll know the irony in that statement)

 

[swooz]

You're gonna make me a pie.

 

[TidesofFate]

You're gonna make me a pie.

You'll buy me books for the rest of your life.

 

[swooz]

You'll be stuck as my tennis slave.

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

I guess you can go home. Here's your rental car and key in case your own isn't here.

I don't fancy owning anyone.