become my assistant
Direct a movie adaptation of the novel you hate the most.
read that novel for me so I can go to sleepHA! In your face, I found a loophole!
This is my most hated novel, but it's an adaptation of the best story-based game ever. So technically I can disrespect the novel as much as it disrespected the game and make an adaptation of one of my favorite games!
To be fair, the novel was written way, way into pre-production of the game so I can understand it not being faithful, because so many details were not hammered out and that's essential for such a story heavy game.
The writing is still awful though. They took zero risks, even giving the main character a name because they couldn't handle narrating with a nameless main character.