Wanna get in some trouble?
Eep“ hey you scaly types aren’t slimy at all... you wanna be?” *Licking nose*
I'm genuinely mad because I'm a hypocrite..
*Turns around to slice the rope keeping on the ceiling to fall back on the bed....Pushing the pillow against my face cause I'm angry..why not*
UHM.......WHY IS THE MATTRESS THIS SQUISHY???
Sir, you are the salt on my deep dead seaThat was deep sir but do you know what's deeper? *pulls out a hip flask from under the pillow and chugs on burning spirytus before knocking himself out with it... and probably permanently losing his sight*
We can both agree with that factThe best of waking up is
Going back to sleep!
*dodges*-Literally smacks your OP ass around using the power of "Because I said so therefore it happened!" Before punting you out of the royal bedroom-