• Fur Affinity Forums are governed by Fur Affinity's Rules and Policies. Links and additional information can be accessed in the Site Information Forum.

You wake up in bed with the Avatar or user above you

Baron Tredegar

Ukraine Strong!
I suddenly jolt up eyes wide with madness.
I had had it.
I had seen them.
The Dream.
I saw them clear as day.
A Target circa. 2008.
All the shelves were lined with unopened Bionicles.
I reached for the sets I didnt have.
But at that moment I wake.
I look and see ScaratheWolf and snuggles up next to them for comfort from the harsh reality of this world.
 

ScaratheWolf

Scara is on her honeymoon; Currently Ronin
I suddenly jolt up eyes wide with madness.
I had had it.
I had seen them.
The Dream.
I saw them clear as day.
A Target circa. 2008.
All the shelves were lined with unopened Bionicles.
I reached for the sets I didnt have.
But at that moment I wake.
I look and see ScaratheWolf and snuggles up next to them for comfort from the harsh reality of this world.
don't even get me started on the "Harsh realities of this world" bud, you don't want to see the Trauma + Sad + Pissed off side of me I promise you
 

Yakamaru

Bara mig och lite bensin
Well then. Who are you and where's my breakfast in bed? :>
 

Baron Tredegar

Ukraine Strong!
Seeing as everyone is eating should I order bed and breakfast from the hotel room service? Also does anyone remember what happened last night and why there are like six of us in one bed?
 

ScaratheWolf

Scara is on her honeymoon; Currently Ronin
Seeing as everyone is eating should I order bed and breakfast from the hotel room service? Also does anyone remember what happened last night and why there are like six of us in one bed?
We'll (Insert R rated version of a 'good time' here) and then (Insert R rated desc here) but yes please order breakfast
 

The_Happiest_Husky

Actually a dog
real wild pillow fight is what she means
 

Baron Tredegar

Ukraine Strong!
Ah I see now. Reaches over and grabs the room service menu." Um, last I remember we were in the United States, so why is this menu in Welsh and Manchu?
 

ScaratheWolf

Scara is on her honeymoon; Currently Ronin
Ah I see now. Reaches over and grabs the room service menu." Um, last I remember we were in the United States, so why is this menu in Welsh and Manchu?
you are holding it upside down bud
 

The_Happiest_Husky

Actually a dog
*tries to lean over and see the menu* they got biscuits and gravy?
 

Baron Tredegar

Ukraine Strong!
Oh, I must be having a hangover from last night, that explains the Bionicle dream. Turns menu around. The pictures look good but now the writing is in Cherokee and Slovakian. But that picture of what appears to be waffles looks good.
 

ScaratheWolf

Scara is on her honeymoon; Currently Ronin
Oh, I must be having a hangover from last night, that explains the Bionicle dream. Turns menu around. The pictures look good but now the writing is in Cherokee and Slovakian. But that picture of what appears to be waffles looks good.
nope thats English, whats wrong is you need a pair of glasses *conjures pair and gives them to you*
 

Baron Tredegar

Ukraine Strong!
Puts pair of glasses on. Thats better but this isnt just any English its Old English. Looks out the window and sees a very Monty Pythonesque character yelling "Bring out your dead" and a bunch of medieval peasants. My friends why is it the tenth century outside?
 

Shyy

slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
It's not- you over slept and it is now the 12th century! *looks at wristmounted sundial* and you're about to be late for your meting with your Lord...
 

ScaratheWolf

Scara is on her honeymoon; Currently Ronin
Oh in that case shall we order the French pastry basket?
Brb *Portal opens, wolf jumps in* Hold on one sec *Wolf comes back out holding bags of breakfast burritos* while y'all argued about the dang menu I got breakfast, your welcome
 
Top