Fatal
My boyfriend TheFakeMechnik is the cutest bean
I guess they are always hardYes, give in to the dirty
I guess they are always hardYes, give in to the dirty
Because they pointyEh, I don’t get it
I should have said that.I’d say they’re white because they’re covered in milk :1
I guess I gotta BUSH up my humor!Haha, my comedy is superior to yours
I don't gotta CUM-backYeah, cause your current ones pretty gray
I got no ideas lolI’m gonna BLOW you away
You are the pun king!Haha I am victorious
Thanks for using my pronouns correctly. I don't get called nothing but she/her at homeDatsa gud, mon!
Mmmm! I love pop tarts!*offers a pop tart*
Me too. Especially wildberry poptartsMmmm! I love pop tarts!
Don't judge me, but my favorite pop tarts are the brown sugar cinnamon ones.Me too. Especially wildberry poptarts
No judgement here!Don't judge me, but my favorite pop tarts are the brown sugar cinnamon ones.
Thanks for not judging me.No judgement here!
You like what you like
I can really only eat one in the mornings. My appetite isn't big in the mornings. I really just need to eat in the mornings just so my medications will work properly.Pop tarts, they come in two because one is never enough and three is too much
And they’ll never go stale because they were never fresh
I never watched the show. I watched a little of the Office because my dad likes it.It’s comedy, bro
From jerry seinfields 23 hours to kill