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You walk into a cafe, what do you order?


I don't drink coffee or anything related to coffee, so I don't know what I'd be doing in a cafe unless I was desperate to stay awake. And even then, coffee doesn't help me with that, so it would be a waste of money.

If I needed hydration, coffee would be a poor substitute for water.


Shekel collector
Just waiting for friend.


The cutest derg
I'll take some bacon, every kind of sausage, cheddar cheese and Italian salami in a sandwich (white bread, lightly toasted and slathered in butter) with a side order of hashbrowns and baked beans, followed by some more toast to mop up the bean juice. Then ill have tegliatelli with gorgonzola cheese, chives and cream. Followed by a bag a crisps, a large packet of Maltesers and a bed to sleep off that coma.

Dergen will have the same, just bigger.

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
Large Drip without any extras in it. If you have to put something in your coffee to fix it, that coffee belongs down the drain. Sorry, military mindset. No time to put something in your Joe, so you learn to drink it straight up. After a while unadulterated is the only way it tastes right.

And, pup a plate of scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon and wheat toast in front of me. That or a few slices of texas french toast.


Chaotic Neutral Wreckage
Something with Vanilla bean.
Iced. I'm not a fan of hot drinks.


live long, and prosper
A large french vanilla to drink.

I'd like a chicken wrap, with some bacon, and whatever chocolate bars or cookies they have available.


Yo I know its a cafe and all, but I need myself a vanilla milkshake, so if they could hit me up with one of those that'd be great. Just luv milkshakes in general, so gooooood ~ <3

sleepy kitty

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A glass of unsweetened iced tea with a lemon wedge and a burger with a side salad (no dressing).


Well-Known Member
Depending on the time of day. If it's earlier then I'll order regular coffee with almond milk no sugar, if later I'll maybe get water or a juice.


Well-Known Member
I roll a d6 in my head.
1. Cold brew coffee, iced
2. Nitro cold brew coffee, room temp
3. Americano, iced
4. Shot of espresso, hot
5. Matcha green tea, iced
6. Mocha, hot

sleepy kitty

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Coffee with cream only and a small piece of coffee cake