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DTwo women are discussing their recent dates. "What was the last guy you went out with like?" says the first, "Was he handsome?" "No,"...
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Dif you want some bad jokes of mine check out @Flamingo profile. ACTUALLY.. imma make a "Good Jokes" Thread and put each one there.
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Borophagus Sarcophagus reacted to a sleepy kitty's post in the thread Last post wins - Winner gets a free post! with
Haha.
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DAn atheist, a vegan, and a cross-fitter walk into a bar. The only reason I know this is cause they told everyone in the first two...
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DA newlywed was the romantic type and sent her husband a sweet poem as a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams." "If you are...
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DWhat do you call a person without a body and a nose? Nobody knows...
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DI tried to learn how to work at the local gay club, but I couldn't get a straight answer out of anyone.
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DWhy was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.
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DI love a nice, warm, and soft synonym roll. Just like grammar used to make. ♡♡♡♡♡♡
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DLots of people call me ssaannttoo, some people call me Santo, but you Can call me Anytime >:3
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DA woman places an ad for an "athletic jogging partner" in the mornings for company. Soon she hears the doorbell ring and she goes to...
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Universe replied to the thread Andromedan Orbiting Operations Center (and offworld adventures).Cosmos:”What is he doing?” -
Dknock knock. whose there. cargo car go who? no. Car goes beep beep.
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DI'd share a bad joke, but it got arrested and is now in jail. :(
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DThere was once an optometrist named "Isaac", a banker named "Bill", a demolitionist named "Boomer", a tailor named "Ty", and a burglar...